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A P h a n t o m I n k Creation
Inspired by reading too much
classic mythology and an undying
[ l o v e ]
for the ancient cultures of Greece and Rome.

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It was a well-laid plan, but we all know that the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
And yes, those of gods as well.

Zeus isn't happy. His fellow deities are running amuck on Olympus, neglecting their duties and messing with the lives of mortals as if they were mere mice. So Hera, ever eager to get back on those who occupy the time of her beloved spouse, makes a vicious suggestion to her husband.

Send them away.
Just...send them away?

Yes - the Olympians who have been misbehaving, so to speak, will be taking a field trip to the future - our present day - where they will be mostly devoid of their powers and live in unfamiliar territory until they've learned their lessons. Those punished include the arrogant Apollo and his self-righteous twin, Artemis, the ever-indulgent Dionysus and his partner in lustful crimes, the lascivious Aphrodite, and the know-it-all Athena and the belligerent Ares. Hermes, often too busy to be part of the shenanigans, will be sentenced as well. Even the antisocial Hephaestus and dutiful, quiet Hestia are not exempt.

So while Zeus and Hera kick back on Olympus to enjoy their discipline and revenge, respectively, Poseidon and Demeter will be stuck with not only their normal duties but will be enlisting the help of the minor deities to pick up the slack. Needless to say, they're not entirely happy with this arrangement, but there's nothing they can do about it short of resurrecting Kronos. Hades is skeptical about this plan, but he has yet to voice any protest...because this could ultimately work out in his favor.

One thing is for sure, in this new world of uncertainty.
Sparks will fly.

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We return to ancient Greece and the time of the gods - the Olympians have long ago banished the Titans from the land and have been enjoying the fruits of their labors ever since. Perhaps a little too much - lately, they've been slacking, allowing their duties to go neglected while they toy with mortals, demand more sacrifices of wine, seduce each other and naive humans, and generally party it up. Despite Zeus's constant threats, like bratty toddlers the gods have been writing him off with the cliche "You can't tell me what to do" attitude, despite Zeus actually being some of their fathers. The real reason he takes so much issue with this is because while they gallavant around on both Olympus and Earth, they not only confuse their respective cults, who look to Zeus for answers, he's the one responsible for picking up the slack and cleaning up their messes. While raging about his temple one eve, shouting to Hera about the building stress and flinging lightning bolts around haphazardly, she makes a devious suggestion - get rid of them.

Following Hera's course of action, Zeus has sentenced the gods, well-accustomed to a life of little work and all play, to learn the lessons of their sins by doing hard labor: they will live together, crammed nine into one townhouse in our present-day New York City, location the Grand Olde US of A. Their powers have been deactivated, and they're basically barren of all magical influence but for some select, minor abilities Zeus has allowed them to keep in order to make the transition 'easier'. Some will have to share rooms. Some will have to work. And still others have to attend university classes. What's worse - and what could be worse than having to share the same home with eight of your siblings, 24/7 - they're no longer living in the lap of luxury. Their cults are long dead, no one even believes in them any more, there's no reverence or cowering at the thought of their wrath, and to rub some salt in the wound, they have a limited budget to stick to. The only sacrifices in their future are ones they'll be making in order to get by without their powers.

They protest that without them, Olympus will fall apart, yet Zeus calmly explains that he and Hera, Poseidon, and Demeter will be able to handle things, as well as train several demi-gods and personifications to do their duties during their leave of abscence.

All the Olympians want may be to go home, even if at first it doesn't seem so bad - at the beginning they all assume this is some little prank Zeus is running to scare them. But when Hermes, the only one able to travel back and forth - what did you expect from the messenger god? - returns with word that Zeus is serious about this, it's all they can hope to do their time and get back to Olympus in one piece.

Meanwhile, even Hell has gotten word of the goings-on up on the mountain, and Hades, being shunned by Persephone worse than on a regular basis, has thrown himself at her mercy, begging to be recognized and loved. But too much time downstairs has had its effect on even dear Persephone: a lust for power has crept into her being due to her "unjust" captivity for months of the year. Her plottings manifest themselves in his twisted mind, and together they just might take down Olympus for good if the gods aren't able to overcome their godly egos. It seems that as long as Kronos sleeps, they're not planning on banding together any time soon...

It's a study on sibling rivalry. Budgeting time and money. Separating the truthful partners-in-crime from the fair-weather friends. Cooperation and a lack of it. Love and hate and recognizing our influences, and what can happen when we don't. And through all this, we will discover a fact that the Greeks knew better than us new-age philosophers and tech-savvy gurus, something the gods themselves often have trouble acknowledging.

They're more human than we realize.

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poetry in

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Reading and writing are gifts that can be cultivated into talents. For the love of the English language {and any other, for that matter}, be literate in all senses of the word. You spell correctly and use exemplary grammar. Your posts are prime examples of quality writing and a length that lets your readers have time to enjoy them before they end. Your thesaurus is your best friend because excellent vocabularies show us that you care. Can you do that? You can? I love you! : )

But we do have to check, my brilliant friends! Directly above the character skeletons you will find a short, sweet, and to the point application for you to fill out. Follow the instructions down there.

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you've got

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As you'll soon find out, each character is given a description below - stick to those guidelines in your profile and you're golden. Remember that these are gods: near personifications of their sins and virtues. Because of this, cliches are common, and you still have plenty of creative room with the skeleton you're given.

I love - loooooooooove - beautiful profiles and posting styles. It is an area I severely lack in and depend on my artistic friends to prop me up. Show me you've spent time on your work and I will deeply appreciate it {though, for my aesthetically challenged friends, that is not to say that I will pick a pretty profile over a well-written one, but a combination would be a dream!}. More information is located in the profile section.

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but i’m

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If you’ve ever read any mythology, you will readily understand that to participate in this roleplay, you must practice tolerance. Have respect for other cultures and lifestyles, including homosexual relationships. To be perfectly frank, gods rarely care about gender as long as they’re getting some. Characters in this roleplay are expected to play dirty. Be treacherous backstabbers. Practice adultery frequently. Drink, gamble, smoke. While we do not advocate lawbreaking or generally being mean to others in real life, you’ve got to understand that when a character betrays another, you are free to hand it right back to them, double. If you can dish it out, you’ve got to be able to take it. In the OOC chat, though, remain respectful and polite and be friendly to everyone around! That needs no explanation. : )

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you’re so

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So, romance? Yesyesyesyesyes and yes. Gods are encouraged to forge long-term relationships and to make frequent booty calls. We are greatly looking forward to the dynamic in the house once they start having one-night stands with other people’s spouses, lovers, brothers, and sisters. While we won’t slap a movie rating on your writing, stick to the ToS and make your writing sexy but tactful, steamy but poetic. We all appreciate a good love scene, but use discretion and time skips to your advantage. ; D

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please, won’t you

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Sit down and stay a while. When you come into this roleplay, you become family. We hope that you’ll stick with us: to write, to hang out, to become our friend and esteemed colleague. Obviously, you’re making a commitment when you send in your profile, but if you aren’t able to write with us anymore, we will understand {albeit be deeply saddened}. On a happier note, if you’re going to be taking a vacation, just let us know in advance! We’ll find a way to put your character on ‘pause’ for a bit and wish you bon voyage.

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those on

O L Y M P U S
NPCs!

Zeus ::

God of all gods since you were the driving force behind throwing Kronos's tired a** into Tartarus, the fact that your fellow Olympians - term 'fellow' used lightly - aren't obeying your word as law anymore has driven you mad. You carry yourself with a respected air of 'I am holier than thou' and send a dazzling, blue-eyed wink to any fair maiden that catches your eye. You have a superiority complex, must have your orders followed at all times, and can throw lightning bolts at whoever you so please. Smashing.

Hera ::

This scheme is the best you've cooked up ever since that whole thing with Leto got messed up. But rather than turning anybody into a swan this time, you're getting those pesky little gods out of your way - maybe for good this time, if their replacements can stop bumbling around and get to work. You are spiteful and full of hatred and lust for revenge, but you camoflague this with the image of a strict mother who is not to be disrespected.

Poseidon ::

You think this is a gigantic waste of time - but not everybody is able to see the big picture like you are. Considering all the extra work that's now being heaped upon you, you wish Zeus had just given them a lecture, or even let you flood their temples. You are very down to earth, and are skeptical to this plan but mostly indifferent, since you're so busy training all the newbies in their respective positions.

Demeter ::

Emotional yet dependable, solid as a rock if not a little naive, you're a little disoriented by this whole situation. But, accepting everything with a happy smile, you set about to aid the new gods in their roles. You don't have much of an opinion on any of the goings-on on Olympus unless they involve the fate of your beloved daughter, Persephone, and would blindly follow any plan that would return her to you, even if it goes against Zeus, making you susceptible to use as a tool by those that would think to do evil.

The Minor Gods ::

Congratulations, you've been promoted! Selected to temporarily fulfill the duties of those sentenced to live among the mortals in the far future, you're happy with your new position. While some of you are struggling to keep up with your now-swamped schedule, some are motoring right along, eager to please your superiors, and some are already lusting for more power. These figures include:

Helios

[god of the sun, Apollo's substitute],

Selene

[goddess of the moon, Artemis's substitute],

Eros

[god of love, Aphrodite's son and substitute],

Nike

[goddess of victory, Athena's substitute],

Eris

[goddess of discord, Ares's substitute],

Iris

[personification of the rainbow, Hermes's substitute],

Pan

[god of the wild, Hephaestus's substitute],
and

Eileithyia

[goddess of childbirth, Hestia's substitute].

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those in

H E L L
NPCs!

Hades ::

Stuck in this hellish atmosphere for what seems like forever - no pun intended - all you've got to live for anymore is your undying love for Persephone...who as of late, hasn't been all that keen on returning your feelings. Though it seems at first that the problems upstairs won't cause you any trouble, it begins to manifest itself in your mind as the perfect opportunity to regain your former prestige and Persephone's affection. You are cold and calculating, power-hungry and abusive, and hell-bent on winning over your wife, no matter what the cost.

Persephone ::

You may have been tricked into living in this hellhole, but recently it has been better than what the other Olympians are facing. If only you could get your creepy husband to stop hitting on you. Now it's your chance to persuade dearest Hades into doing your bidding and maybe you'll come out on top for once. You may seem innocent and eager to return to Olympus as a child to summer, but you've got quite a bit to hide these days, and timing is everything.

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those on

E A R T H
here's where you come in ; 3

by gods!

Apollo ::

You're the god of the sun, for Chaos's sake! Without you, this whole world would cease to exist, and Zeus thinks he can just push you around? So here you are, in the twenty-first century where everyone is too concerned about global warming and the energy crisis to realize that the glowing solution to all of their problems is standing right in front of them, demanding a triple-moccachino latte. You are arrogant, conceited, and narcissistic, but in many ways, rightly so, and you like to be in charge. A terrific artist of all types, you appreciate the finer things in life. Your clairvoyance is still mostly intact despite the time warp.

Artemis ::

You're the neglected twin in this relationship, since the moon isn't really necessary to survival - and well, these days, there's electricity - but nothing's been turning out exactly as you planned since you were born. You think you are always right and always just, and rarely come down from your high horse to see things from a grounded position. You are disappointed with the way hunting works these days and become nauseous every time you see a woman with a toy dog in her purse. You are the virgin goddess, and while that doesn't agree with today's culture of sex and pleasure, at least you can still talk to your animal and plant friends.

Dionysus ::

So, you're not really an Olympian, but you sure as hell make trouble like one. You wouldn't deny yourself anything and always put your own wants ahead of others' needs. You smoke and drink and have vices galore, but you're only trying to have fun. In the most annoying way possible to everyone around you. You take credit for all of your pranks and all of your mistakes. Unfortunately, you didn't really retain much in the fast-forward but your ability to drink anyone and everyone under the table.

Aphrodite ::

Somehow, someway, you, innocent, humble Aphrodite, got roped into this! Just like Dionysus, you are indulgent to the point of gluttony, but where he takes full blame for his mischief, you are never responsible for your actions. You expect everyone to wait on you hand and foot, and you do not mix well with budgets or timed showers. Mixed with your short temper, this is not a good combination. At least there are a million ways to sate your kinky desires in this era! You are still able to seduce men and women alike without rival, but there are a lot of girls at the clubs these days that are ready to challenge your talents.

Athena ::

This fast-paced information society is perfect for you! Or so you think...suddenly, nobody's into philosophy any more and you haven't seen an owl since you got here. Everything you could possibly want to know is right at your fingertips, but it's also being bombarded at you twenty-four hours a day! There was a time when nothing you said was debated, but now it seems everyone is just itching to jump up and prove you wrong. It's humbling, but you were never one for modesty and you've always been the best at everything you've done...and you're still smarter than the rest of the Olympians and take care to rub it in their faces, even if you are totally incomprehensible to them at times. All you've got left is your superior intellect and keen instincts, since strategic war is totally useless these days...

Ares ::

You're so angry so frequently, but they have medication for that now! When you aren't in trouble with the law - because apparently the police these days don't respond to claims you're an omnipotent god - or trying to mow down small children on your motorcycle, or testing every adrenaline-junkie trick in the book, you're busy plotting to get your roomates to come to blows and start a betting pool for those not involved. You are growing increasingly unpopular with your housemates, but you're convinced you could beat them all to a pulp, powers or no powers. Luckily for you - and frustratingly for those that feel the need to wring your pompous, self-assured neck - you are a jerk who is very difficult to injure and nearly impervious to those physical inflictions which would kill others. Though, you are not nearly as invincible as you were before, and you have a hard time adjusting to the sensations of pain and these new consequences of your actions...

Hermes ::

You're not entirely sure why you're being punished - since your days are blurs at your constant speed - but you probably did something to deserve it. You are extremely level-headed when compared to the rest of the Olympians because you deal in money and messages, but you yearn to go faster and faster and be somewhere different than where you are. The fact that you can't run from to the ends of the earth and back in a minute flat severely bothers you, but you've still got some of your speed and you're more prone to financial windfalls than the rest of your counterparts. You are skilled with numbers and looking at things in a logical manner: a corporate executive at heart and mind with the body of a god from all that running. When you're not busy keeping the checkbook, trying to get your roomies to stick to the budget, and looking ahead to future endeavors, you just keep crossing your fingers that you've trained Iris well, because if she screws up there's going to be an ocean's worth of work for you when you get back.

keeping an eye out...

Hephaestus ::

You hate people. It's as simple as that. They bother you and you would rather spend the day working hard in your forge than playing babysitter to a bunch of naughty gods [especially those that frequently commit adultery with your not-so-faithful-wife]. Your rough methods of payback have landed you here, antisocial as ever, being the father figure - and forced to fix everything that these disrespectful, clumsy, lame-excuses for gods break, and that's quite a lot. You want to go home and you want to go now. You too have been stripped of most of your powers, but thankfully, you're gifted not only with your formidable strength and wisdom, but a surprising new talent - the ability to literally silence all of the other gods at will.

Hestia ::

Honestly, you don't deserve to be here. You really don't. And you know that, but since you're too kind to even mention the fact that you're being punished unfairly, you'll do the best with what you're given and take it all with a lovely smile. You are the mother figure to the rest of the Olympians here and are deferred to and respected by those with half a conscience. Simply put, they love you and abuse your love for them. Cooking and cleaning with neither complaint nor thanks, you do wish to return home...as soon as Zeus wills it. Could anything manage to change your mind? There's only so long that you can manage to clean up after all of them before you reach your breaking point...and as of right now, not even you will be able to see it coming. You're still endowed with most of your powers [not that you had many to begin with] including excellent culinary skill and admirable patience. You also have an uncanny ability to make the Olympians feel an overwhelming sense of guilt.

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[size=10][b]Gaia Username :[/b] Self-explanatory.
[b]Preferred Moniker :[/b] What shall we call you?
[b]Character of Interest :[/b] Who do you want to play? Tell us why for extra credit!
[b]My Special Skill :[/b] Are you an artist? An athlete? A musician? A graphics guru? Can you carve people's faces out of apples? Give us a snippet of your talent. Remember to chat with us in the OOC so we can get to know you!

[b]Roleplay Sample(s) :[/b] Here is where you really strut your stuff. One or two samples of writing we can expect from you on a regular basis will suffice. Make it spectacular; we look forward to reading it![/size]

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Gods are cliches: as mentioned earlier, they are near personifications of their sins and virtues. This is the nature of these characters in ancient mythology and this roleplay : ) Remember that, read their mini-bios, and you're golden.

Minor gods are also minor characters. A good suggestion is to apply for a major character, and if you are not selected for the part, there will still be plenty of open spaces for you! Additionally, writers that 'wow' us will be encouraged to pick up one of the minor parts so we can see more of their lovely writing. Show us your best and you will be well rewarded!

Feel free to go to town on this thing. It’s called a profile skeleton for a reason - add color, symbols, graphics, pictures, whatever your heart desires, because black and white was meant for newsprint ; D Just please leave all the fields in!

Keep in mind that there will come a day when we must pick characters. That deadline will be announced and we will take incredible caution in selecting the winners. If you are not chosen for a particular character, it is a testament to your ability and flexibility as a writer to apply for another who we are positive you will enjoy playing just as well. ;D

[align=center][img]URL for character picture here. Don't stretch the page, please.[/img]

[size=13][b]&[/b][/size][size=10]Quote or song lyrics that suit your character here.[/size][size=13][b]&[/b][/size]

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[size=10]the[/size] [size=13][i]b a s i c s[/i][/size]

[size=10][b]the man of myths;[/b]
Your character's name.

[b]the god of glory;[/b]
What are they the god of? Do they have any sacred items, animals, or plants? What powers do they have? Don't go overboard, loves : P
* For modern-age gods, distinguish between powers they [i]previously[/i] had on Olympus and those they [i]retain[/i] in the modern era, outlined in their mini-biographies.

[b]positively timeless;[/b]
What age are they located in, and where? For example, Zeus is in ancient Greece on Olympus, while Hestia is in modern-day London.

[b]heart flutters for;[/b]
Sexual orientation.

[b]inside my head;[/b]
Several detailed paragraphs on your character's personality. We want to be able to [i]imagine[/i] how they'll interact with the other characters from your description.[/size]

[size=10]the[/size] [size=13][i]l o o k[/i][/size]

[size=10][b]carved from marble, sculpted from stone;[/b]
Pictures of your character. Linked in a fun way please : )

[b]beauty is in the eye of the beholder;[/b]
Several paragraphs on the general appearance of your character, including height, weight, hair and general hairstyle, and eye color. Be specific. Keep it true to your character.

[b]define me;[/b]
Does your character have any defining marks or scars? Tell us what they look like, where they're located, and how they acquired them.
* This section can be amended later if any of the modern-day characters opt for tattoos or piercings.[/size]

[size=10]the[/size] [size=13][i]h i s t o r y[/i][/size]

[size=10][b]dear old mum and dad;[/b]
Who are your character's parents? Do some research on your god and share the story of their birth.

[b]bound by blood;[/b]
Does your character have any direct siblings? Who's older, who's younger?
* You don't have to include every sibling, just major ones who they are frequently associated with or are characters in this roleplay.

[b]home is where the hearth is;[/b]
Does your character have a spouse, constant companion, or children? Are they faithful lovers or vow-breaking fiends? Are the children sired by the pair, by an affair, or are the children estranged?
* You don't have to include every lover or child, just major ones who they are frequently associated with or are characters in this roleplay.

[b]unearth my sins;[/b]
Your character's history. You have already told us the story of their birth, but how did they come to be a god? Recount some of their famous trials and tribulations, concluding with their final offense that pushed Zeus over the edge.
* The latter portion is not needed for those still on Olympus or in Hell, and Hestia.
* Minor gods can relate the experience of learning of their temporary promotion.
* Hestia may tell how she learned that she would be the caretaker.[/size]

[size=10]the[/size] [size=13][i]m i n d[/i][/size]

[size=10][b]under your hat;[/b]
Your character's secrets, if they have any. Things they'd rather the other gods not know.

[b]show me what you've got;[/b]
A paragraph or so on what your character does for amusement.
* This section can be amended as the modern-day gods experience our age.

[b]preferred sacrifices;[/b]
Items, food, drink, character traits, activities, even people your character enjoys. This can be in either list or paragraph format.
* This section can be amended as the modern-day gods experience our age.

[b]reject pile;[/b]
Items, food, drink, character traits, activities, even people your character abhors. This can be in either list or paragraph format.
* This section can be amended as the modern-day gods experience our age.

[b]play it again;[/b]
Theme song.

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[b]crayon color universe;[/b]
Your character's colors.

[b]pull my strings, push my buttons;[/b]
Your Gaia username.[/size]

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