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Behold me l33t journal/Gaia avoiding skillz!
(Cheesecat, I haven't received a response to the last thing I PMed you. If I offended you, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.)
Oi, people-I-used-to-take-Japanese-class-with! Do you still have Sensei's e-mail? If you do, could you PM it to me?
Anyway!
My friend has the Sims. We decided to upload it and then download a bunch of character skins. So, Roy and Riza were living together. We were hoping to get them together. However, Stephie decided it would be JUST GRAND to ******** with Roy's poor addled brain (Roy really, REALLY likes sock puppets, by the way. O_o;; ). So instead, She got Riza and MIROKU together.
(Also, Kouga, Miroku, Sesshoumaru, Riza and Roy were in the military. Inuyasha works for the police. I think I'm afraid.)
So, the damn genie managed to set my piano on fire. (b*****d. Sesshoumaru LOVED the piano.) and Miroku but burninated. He left an urn, which we could have sold for $5.
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A whole five bucks.
Seph was over, and he randomly went up to mourn Miroku. I didn't even know where he'd gone until I heard the crying.
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Yes, Sephiroth was crying over someone he hardly knew. And after Miroku had been mourned, he was only worth $4.
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Okay...
But I sold him, because he was making everyone depressed and was interfering with my relationship meddling.
And speaking of relationships, once he died, Riza didn't seem to know he'd even existed. "Miroku? That lecherous guy who used to be my boyfriend? Never knew him."
In other goings on, I HAD TO HAVE A PELVIC OH BLISS. </sarcasm>
However, I failed, because I was too tense for them to continue. Go me?
But, really, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!? I'm nervous to BEGIN with. THEN, before we get to what I KNEW was going to happen, we decide to FEEL UP MY BOOBS TO LOOK FOR CANCER. I'D RATHER STICK WITH THE MACHINE I HEAR IS PAINFUL THANKYOUVERYMUCH. Random doctor people do not need to feel up my boobs, good excuse or not. AND YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SHOVE A PLASTIC GADGET IN MY COOTER AND THEN OPEN IT SO YOU CAN TAKE SAMPLES!? I THINK NOT!
But yeah, I still have to take birth control to even out my periods. But I have the patches. Go me?
So, I was reading through the information in this thing, and you can get a package thing that gives you $5 and a reminder to change your patch and information type stuff. Hey, I could stand a reminder and $5, maybe it's a good plan.
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"*This offer is for women 18 and older."
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EXCUSE ME!? I HAVE to take your damn birth control, but I don't get the benefits because I'm a few months too young!? 'SCUSE ME!? That's gotta be some form of discrimination! Go ******** yourselves, whores!
(Sad part is, EVERYTHING is 18 or older, because of Government laws. Nice, Government enforced discrimination.)
Also, can someone tell me what I'm on? I'd really like to know.
I've had two odd dreams that I can remember. The first one, I was trying to watch a show. (I BLAME YOU, SARAH C.!) Sarah had told me about it (in the dream) and I wanted to know about this crack-fest. It was an Anita Blake movie, and I'm pretty sure that's too explicit for TV. So I had to know how they had murdered it. (Not like Laurell K. needs any help, nosirree, she can slaughter her OWN novel, thankyouverymuch.)
So, anyway, I'm trying to watch this show and people keep interrupting. First, Sesshou and Seph show up. They just walk in, because they have keys to my (large, old, secluded) house. (Anyone else surprised? I didn't think so.) They see that I'm busy snarking at the TV, so they just kind of leave me alone. But then Roy and Ed show up in some army jeep. I don't remember what they wanted with me, but we started getting chased and shot at. Fortunately, my giant lawn is covered with very large bonsai trees (I DON'T KNOW!), and I just ducked behind those, all the while trying to get back to the house because OMGMYSHOWISONANDIHAVETOKNOWWHAT'SGOINGON!
So, as I try to get back to the house (cursing out Ed and Roy, THEY GOT ME CAUGHT UP IN THIS TO BEGIN WITH, JERKS) I wake up and have to go to school. Damn. I wanted to know how the crack!movie turned out!
The second dream was like One Piece meets FMA. Everything took place on the ocean, with ships and floating houses. Ed and Al were trying to find the Philosopher's Stone (surprise, surprise) and I found it for them. Turns out Nicholas Flamel had decided to keep it nice and safe in a bank deposit sort of thing. (I think that was inspired by Harry Potter.) But, how is it kept safe? In a padded envelope in a cupboard in a floating mobile home.
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Yes. Floating mobile homes. Floating military buildings. Floating construction sites. And the Philosopher's Stone was kept in a padded envelope in a cupboard.
So, Ed has everything set up, they are being tailed, but he got the thing to work and Al is cured and then I wake up. Joy.
Also, I had to baby-sit for my nephew who is in first grade (maybe second). He tends to mumble so he gets annoying. But he loves me. To the point where my word is the Word. I corrected this kid once on the difference between cheetahs and tigers and leopards. He will now correct anyone else and get it right.
He also likes to watch me play video games. A lot. He liked to watch me play Spyro, but that gets tiresome after awhile, so I began to switch games. He liked to watch me play FFX-2, but that got boring fairly quickly, apparently, so I switched to Inuyasha. So when I babysat him yesterday, he wanted me to play Inuyasha.
Now, I realize that A) Inuyasha isn't REALLY appropriate for first graders, (but he hasn't taken to swearing again (he picked it up FIRST from his DAD), so I think we're okay. And he was flirting with waitresses BEFORE I introduced him to Inuyasha, so...) and B) the concept of the show/game JUST MIGHT be a bit over his head.
Nonetheless, I don't remember talking about Sesshoumaru or, really, any of the other characters for reason B. I'd go so far as to explain that Kouga looks funny because he's a wolf demon (I won't start using youkai with him, no Japanese) and Inuyasha looks funny because he's half dog demon. I remember playing through the Kouga part with him, but not the Sesshoumaru part. Maybe I did, though. Because I let him start his own game and one of the first questions he asks me is "When does the guy with two swords show up? I want to fight with him."
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Okay, he can't mean who I think he means. I tell him Sango and Miroku show up soon, but he says no, not them, the guy with two swords. Okaaay...
I show him my Sesshoumaru phone strap and he confirms that yes, this is the one he's talking about, "When do I get to fight with him?"
...Oh... You really do mean Sesshoumaru...
I tell him not for quite a while. His response is, "Oh yeah, because he and Inuyasha (pronounced Inuwasha, damn that Y, anyway) don't get along, do they?"
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Bless you, child, bless you.
So, eventually, I take pity on him. I have the Sesshoumaru ending saved into the first file, so I can fight with him anytime I want, basically. When it was getting close to the time the parental figures would return (and I could go home), I loaded up this version for him and he was just THRILLED.
He started trying to actually call him by name, and the first try came out "Sesshowermaru".
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That's nice...
Eventually he gives up and just refers to him as "the White Guy" (pretty fly for a white guy *shot*). However, he's a persistent child, and he tries again some more after the first battle. We finally manage to get him to "Shoumaru" and I figure that's as close as I can hope for.
Inuyasha shows up, and he stands right behind Sesshoumaru (it's a back view). Shelby exclaims "It's like they're clones, except Inuyasha has stupid ears!"
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Okay, I'm torn. On the one hand, I have created a child who is adamant that Sesshoumaru is the better of the two brothers.
On the other hand, HE JUST DISSED INUYASHA'S EARS! Inuyasha's ears KICK a**. That should be, like, his ultimate attack. Just walk out and squeak his ears. Those who don't die of cuteness would walk off, disturbed. Yesssssss. It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you, GENIUS I say!
So yeah, these conflicting desires managed to cancel each other out. Shelby lives to see another day.
(More pictures in another entry, possibly. This thing is long enough. Four pages in word is more than enough.)
(P.S. Sukotto-sama, did you read that story I sent you!?)
Firesighn · Sun Sep 04, 2005 @ 06:23pm · 5 Comments |
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