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This is the story of how I became a Juggalo... |
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I remember back in the day, when I used to be one of them emo kids. I was always complaining abuot s**t I couldn't even try to fix, I was always depressed, and I always wanted attention, I never had any friends. Everybody would always ******** wid me and s**t. This is when I was about 16. I was going to Northview High School at the time. And let me tell you sonny, this school ain't a ******** joke neither. These ******** ain't nothin but rednecks, preppy cheerleaders, richie bitches, and preppy guys who are basically Justin Timber-gay wannabe's. These assholes thought they were above me and the few friends I had. They would always give me dirty looks and call me names in the halls. And frankly, I was too much of a p***y to try to do anything about the s**t. But then I dropped out of school after Spring Break that year. I went to get my GED and got myself a job. I didn't have any friends to hang out with now that I was out of school. So I was either at work or at my grandparents restaraunt hangin out and stuffin my gut. And then I got fired from my job and started working at my grandparents restaraunt. And eventually I made friends with this one guy I worked with, Sam. And then we started hangin out. I met a bunch of other people too, like my boy Jonathon, Kenny, Clay, David, Dewayne, Joseph, Meredith, Kaylee, Johnny, Lathen, and a bunch of other people. But little did I know that these people were Juggalos and Juggalettes. One night, while I was at work, Johnathon was hangin out playing pool with Kaylee. I got bored and it was a slow night, so I asked him if I could borrow one of his cd's. That's when he just looked at me with a suspicious look and said "You sure you wanna hear the s**t I got?? I'm tellin you dude, you might think the music I've got is evil and possessed or something." I told him that I had heard scarier. So he said "okay". I looked through his cd's and it actually did kinda creep me out. It was a bunch of evil looking clowns and people with face paint. Honestly, I thought that Johnathon ma have killed people and send them to some kind of crazy circus. But I was dying for a thrill or two, so I borrowe his Insane Clown Posse: The Ringmaster cd. I listened to it when I got home, and I actually liked it. Everything ICP was talking about sounded similar to my life, my feelings, and things that I would say or do. Next day I gave it back to Johnathon and said "Dude, where the hell do you get this s**t at? I LOVE IT!!!" He started laughing and said "Man quit lying ********." I said "No for real I like it. I really liked that one talking about him killing his teacher or something." And then he grabbed another ICP cd, handed it to me and then said these fateful words: "Welcome to the Dark Carnival. You are now a Juggalo." And I said "Whats a Juggalo?? And when do I give you back this cd??" He said, "Homie, you'll understand in time. And you can keep that cd." And from that day forward I started listening to ICP on the internet. And then I heard about other artists like Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Esham, Boondox, Dark Lotus. I checked that s**t out and was like WOW!!!! But the one thing that truly made me understand what a Juggalo is was Twiztid's video for "We Don't Die". If you don't know what a Juggalo is, or wish to become one, then I oblige you to watch the video on youtube.com With MMFCL, Dellon ya Juggalatus ******** Homie. KEEP IT TWIZTID MATHUFACKUZZZ!!!!!!!!! Oh and if you like it, send me a message so I can dubb the a Juggalo/Juggalette. XD
 Dellon_The_Wicked · Wed Dec 03, 2008 @ 05:45pm · 1 Comments |
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