: Find your birthday...
January: I partied with February: I had babies with March: I felt up April: I messed around with May: I peed on June: I robbed July: I ate August: I shot September: I beat up October: I dressed up as November: I got married to December: I had drunken sex with
Find the day of your birthday ...
1: some random girl 2: Michael Jackson 3: some random guy 4: a book 5: Frankenstein 6: Martha Stewart 7: a bottle of Hennesse 8: a flamingo 9: a bag of chips 10: a chair 11: d**k Cheney 12: my English teacher 13: a Teletubby 14: myself 15: a ninja 16: a penguin 17: a pole 18: an apple 19: a box 20: my finger 21: George Bush 22: a cell phone 23: Ron Jeremy 24: a statue 25: a gnome 26: a hippo 27: my shoes 28: a prostitute 29: a porn star 30: my best friend 31: a cat
Find the FIRST letter of your LAST name...
A: and then i streaked B: for the hell of it C: and it sucked D: to be cool E: to be naked F: to eat cheese G: but my mom told me to H: for my girlfriend I: for my boyfriend J: to be sexy K: and I had twins L: at school M: because i was high. N: and I got sick O: and I threw up P: and something shrank Q: in the pool R: for the money S: and it was boring T: because I was drunk U: for a shopping spree V: and I liked it W: in the dark X: and I had a sex change Y: under the sheets Z: in a laundry mat
[.Dino.Sour.] · Sat Nov 26, 2005 @ 05:32pm · 6 Comments |