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"Tomorrow," said Ron in a muffled voice, "I'd rather you set the alarm clock."
"I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby."
"Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."
"Did I tell you I've invented a broomstick that'll reach Jupiter?"
"I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside."
"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidnet pudding. "Bouillabaisse," said Hermione. "Bless you," said Ron.
"Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!" "Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!" "Ron!" "Well, they are, they're twitchy..."
Hermione frowned at Ron. "He's not a nutter, Ron---" "His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother," said Ron irritably. "Is that normal, Hermione?"
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cozy."
"We're coming for you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World Cup, only Mum and Dad reckon it's better if we pretend to ask their permission first. If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday anyway." [Letter to Harry]
"But why's she got to go to the library?" "Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library."
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee. "Don't play," said Hermione at once. "Say you're ill," said Ron. "Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested. "Really break your leg," said Ron.
"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow."
"Viktor? Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet?"
"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
BlackRose_Kunisaki · Sun Nov 27, 2005 @ 04:19am · 0 Comments |
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