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I'm just going to write a few different things today.


To start off, Here's a funny poem:
There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke up one night
With terrible fright
To find that his dream had come true.

Now, here's a good joke:
One day, a boy was doing his spelling when his teacher said: "For homework, find 4 vocabulary words." So the boy went home and asked his mother, who was talking on the phone, "Mom, what's a vocabulary word?" And she replied, "Shut up." So then he went to his Dad, who was watching a football game, and asked, "Dad, what's a vocabulary word?" And his Dad replied "Yeah!" because his team just scored a touchdown. Then he went to his little brother, who was playng with his Batman dolls, and asked, "Little bro, what's a vocabulay word?" And his little brother replied, "Nanananananananana Batman!" Then he went to his little sister, who was on the toilet, and asked, "Little sis, what's a vocabulary word?" And his little sister sang, "I'm sitting on the toilet." The next day, his teacher asked him to tell her the vocabulary words he had. He said, "Shut up." Then his teacher said, "Do you want to go to the priciple's office?" And he replied, "Yeah!" At the priciple's office, the pinciple asked, "Who do you think you are?" And the boy replied, "Nanananananananana Batman!" Then the priciple asked, "Where do you think you are?" Then the boy sang, "I'm sitting on the toilet."


Here's another joke:

3 men board a plane. 1 of them is from Spain, 1 of them is from Canada, and 1 of them is from America. As they were flying above Spain, The Spanish guy threw a nickle out the window and said, "God bless my country." So then they landed and saw a boy crying. They asked, "Little boy, why are you crying?" And the boy respoded, "My dog was killed by a nickle." So then they boarded the plane again. As they were flying over Canada, the Canadian guy threw a quarter out the window and said, "God bless my country." So then they landed and they saw a girl crying. They asked, "Little girl, why are you cryng?" And the girl replied, "My Mom got killed by a quarter." So then they boarded the plane again, As they were flying over America, the American guy threw a granade out the winday and said, "God bless my country." So then they landed and they saw a boy laughing his head off. They asked, "Little boy, why are you laughing?" And they boy replied, "My dad farted and the whole house exploded!"