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Here is something that made me lol which is a Meme according to /a/ and all the things that precede it.

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got ********' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the ******** raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and s**t, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

I'm a 4chan level weeaboo. I don't talk with you chumps in the anime appreciation club, I don't read your "Newtype magazine" with languages I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to learn Japanese all over again. I've got ********' live feed torrents of the latest anime raws you haven't even heard of, and a**-chan figurines from the HLJ being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "Japanese for Dummies" on ani.db, I'm waiting for Higurashi to load and reading ******** NEO.

You keep wearing your seeking Japanese girlfreind joke t-shirt and s**t, socializing with your idiotic friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the EXPERT WEEABOO had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling the latest shows while they air down from ******** SPACE. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based on, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friend's faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Cimiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.

You're a 2channel level otaku, you say? Hmph. I am a mangaka level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as 4chan level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your bookstores? My pen is dishing out the latest stories while I think them up with my BRAIN. By the time you even crack the binding I've already signed a contract for the next one. And that h-game you played three years ago? I made my wife dress up as the lead and had sex with her for inspiration when I co-wrote it. I still have the manuscript for the bondage scene you'll never see. You keep waiting for your precious bookdealers. I'll be sitting in my studio apartment, making the real deal with my own hands.

I am a b*****d Elite level otaku. While you stroke your otaku p***s with claims of having "900 GB of Anime" and "Every manga ever made, in raw", I have maybe 20 GB of anime that are the greatest pieces of art ever made by the industry. My taste is supreme and my attitude elitist. Where you flame narutards on forums, I hunt them down with my Dragon Slayer Sword. I devour infants if I so much as suspect they might grow up and watch DBZ or Inuyasha. I don't support anime with cheesy and happy endings. That latest anime that you couldn't stop making threads about in /a/? Never watched it. It sucks. It's the cancer that you weeaboo's run on.
That retarded Hentai Game that you played for hours without even liking it, just to say you did? I didn't play it. I bought the CD in Japan and used it to cut the throats of its players. I am the hybrid of Otaku and Social Center of The Universe. I get real p***y when I want, where I want. I do not fap to pathetically done hentai. I ******** Japanese idols. The underage ones too.
Watch your back punks. I'm coming for you.

I'm an imperial grandwizard of scat. I don't talk with you chumps in scat club, I don't read your "brownies magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch old ATM all over again. I've got ********' live feed torrents of the newest scat you haven't even hear of, and photos being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your covert shitting stories on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading Chocolate Bowtie 12, scat and pumping some ******** gravey onto the endtable.
You keep wearing your scat headbands and s**t, socializing with your watersports friends at www.pissmops.com. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the most sickest diaper gravey shittinest scat master had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

I'm uh 4chan level otaku. I don' jive wiff ya chumps in anime club, I don' read yo' "anime magazine" wiff new releases I seen two years ago. I don' need ta jet ta uh club full o' fat smelly peeps ta watch Full Metal Alchemist all over ag'in. I've got ********' live feed torrents o' da newest animes ya haven't even hear o', an' figures from said anime being shipped ta muh ma ******** crib so I can whack mah jimmy on dem. Go read yo' "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi an' reading da ******** raws.
You keep wearing yo' naruto headbands an' sheeit, socializing wiff yo' weeaboo niggas. I'll be walkin by, Anonymous. You'll never know dat da master o' anime had passed ya by, cuz I suppress muh ma ******** power level Ya' know what I'm sayin'?

You're a mangaka level otaku, you say? Hmph, I am a corporate bureaucrat, and you're as far beneath me as 2channel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your new volume? I'm the one who makes it popular with my popaganda and viral marketing. By the time you even pick up that pen I've already contracted a better author. And that h-game you made last year after dressing up your lovedoll for inspiration? I was ******** a girl more beautiful than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new serialization contracts you'll never see. You keep writing your silly books. I'll be in my mansion, counting up all the money you've made me.

You're a 2channel level otaku, you say? Hmph. I am Hideki Anno, and you are as far beneath me as gaijin weeaboo are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your waifus? My imagination is producing the latest masterpieces out of ******** NOTHING. And the latest new girl you're bitching about in Eva? Three years ago I created her based on the new improved Anno perspective, thought up the secret harem ending, and ******** all three of them in a pool of LCL. And her friend's faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious new content. I'll be sitting in my tailored suit in my office at GAINAX, creating the real deal and making even more money off you scum with Eva.

I'm a Gaia level otaku ^_^ I don't have to watch anime from the TV, I buy the newest DVDs the day they are released and go to my sugoi anime club to watch it with my cool friends. The hot new series that begins to air next month? I know about it from a month ago from my secret source and already talked with the guys about how kawaii the lead girl will be. Go read the first volume of Inuyasha, I already know all the places in the internet where I can read hot fanfics of my fav bishies.

You keep thinking anime characters speak English and s**t, I'll be wearing my Naruto headband and learning to speak Japanese so I can move to Japan when I graduate from high school. ^_^

You're a corporate bureaucrat level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a politician, and you're as far beneath me as mangaka level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your viral marketing? I'm the one who makes it possible with my pork barrel spending and hedge funds. By the time you even call an author I've already secured subsidies for "the arts". And that girl you were ********? I was ******** over more voters than you could ever even hope to talk to. I still have the new anti-abortion bill you'll never see. You keep counting your silly money. I'll be sitting in my office, ******** my secretary.

I am not an otaku. I watch streaming anime because I know if I torrent anime, I will watch it only once and leave it there. I've only bought a couple of manga and they are either collecting dust or at a friend's house right now. I watch anime only in my free time, which I'll admit I have a lot of.
I don't wear accessories or clothes that will give away my small hobby. If you walk by me on the street, you wont look at me twice because I'm nothing special.


You're a politician level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a Patriot, and you're as far beneath me as corporate bureaucrat level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your immense budgets and life-altering decisions? I'm the one who supplies you with that money and tells you to make those decisions. By the time you even pass a bill, I've already set up your assassination and determined your successor. And those voters you brag about ********? I own all their lives down to the menial details, including their ******** a politician. I still have the the metal gears and the philosopher's legacy you will never see. You keep making your choices and running your sham of a nation. I'll be sitting at my desk, creating nonsensical plot twists from the shadows.

You're a Patriot level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am Snake, and you're as far beneath me as politician level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your la-li-lu-le-lo? I'm the one foils your evil plans with precision and manliness. By the time you even build a metal gear, I've already destroyed it AND the bad guys with nonsensical yet surprisingly awesome special powers protecting it. And that country you always brag about running from the shadows? I'm making it a better place by wiping the likes of you off the face of the earth. You just keep your little philosophers legacy. I'll be on this plane, ready to stop you at a moments notice.

You're a Snake level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am the Colonel, and you're as far beneath me as Patriot level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your precision and manliness? I'm the one who gives you the orders in the first place. By the time you even find the base's entrance, I've already had my team of spies locate everything inside it. And that country you always think you're protecting? I've got enough secret agendas and classified information to make your head explode. You just keep destroying your silly metal gears. I'll be inside this Arsenal Gear, mailing your fissions with I NEED SCISSORS! 61!


You're a Colonel level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm Kenshiro, and you're as far beneath me as Snake level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your foresight and strategies? I'm the one who single-handedly wiped out your forces. By the time you even consider waging a war that continues to destroy the innocent people who get caught in the crossfire, you're already dead. And those spies that you sent out? They just had a taste of my Hokuto Shinken. You just continue to give those orders, I'll be wiping out your soldiers with a single touch.

You're a politician level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am a ***** level otaku-rapist, and you're as far beneath me as corporate bureaucrat level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your pork barrel spending? I actually ******** real life loli's. 100% japanese in cosplay. By the time you passed a new law, i've already violated your daughter. And your daughter's elementary school friend you were thinking of ********? I was ******** her yesterday while teaching her ABC's! a**-Boobs-c**k. You keep playing your propaganda, I just got invited to your shota son's birthday party and none of your silly laws can stop what im about to do next.

You're a Kenshiro level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm Shin, and you're as far beneath me as Colonel level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your Hokuto Shinken? I'm the one who beat your a** and stole your girl. By the time you become strong enough to fight me, I'll have spread my martial style to thugs all over the world. And that scar on your chest? Don't mention it. You just continue to chase after me, I'll be waiting on my throne, raping your fiancee

You're a Colonel level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am Mei Ling, and you're as far beneath me as Snake level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your charisma and orders? Well, my voice is ******** hotter than yours. By the time you even have your team of spies locate everything inside of a base, I've already saved my data to a memory card. And those people that you order around? I keep their data too, and I can delete it whenever I ******** want. You just keep coordinating those missions. I'll be inside a menu, sounding hot over the codec.

You're a Shin level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm God, and you're as far beneath me as Kenshiro level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your planet and the universe? I'm the one who created the ******** universe and can change everything on a whim. By the time you figure our the meaning of lfie, I'll just recreate everything, making your planet, and your achievements pointless. And that planet Earth? Don't mention it, those are a dime a dozen. You just continue to waste your time on pointless things, I'll be watching from above, laughing at you all when i wipe everything out.

You all claim to be high-level Otaku, but I'm a bio-terrorism-Otaku. I don't fraternize with you chumps, I don't worry about money, women, or cultures - I can wipe your a** off the planet with a gram of toxin and laugh as your race perishes from the earth.
You think your plans and schemes are so mighty and compete with each other, but I'll be walking by anonymous and you'll never know that I just gave you AIDS in aerosol form.


You're a God level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm Kyon, and you're as far beneath me as Shin level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your creating the ******** universe on a whim? I clean up all your messes and keep you from realizing you ever made them. By the time you pull some whacked out stunt like making a cat that talks or having your moe friend shoot lasers from her eyes, I've already got a cover story set up so that you think it was all just cheesy special effects. You just keep wasting your time looking for aliens, time travelers, and espers, I'll be watching from behind, laughing at you when you talk to them every day without even knowing it.

You're a Kyon level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I'm Kyonko, and you're as far beneath me as God level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your creating the ******** universe on a whim? I do the same thing only I'm a hot female. I clean up all Haruki's messes and keep him from realizing he ever made them. By the time he pulls some whacked out stunt like making a cat that talks or having your moe friend shoot lasers from his eyes, I've already got a cover story set up so that he believes it was all just cheesy special effects. You just keep wasting your time cleaning up after Haruhi, I'll be watching from behind, laughing at you when you lose your already pitiful fanbase to me.

You're a Kyonko level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am Bridget, and you're as far beneath me as Kyon level Otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your ponytail and making men the world over question their sexuality? I do the same thing, only I'm 100% hot male. By the time you're just starting to make out with Itsuko, I've already spun my yo-yo and cuddled my bear, and I've got hundreds of otherwise straight men creaming their jeans. And those oh-so-loyal fanboys you think you have? They're already mine. You just keep wasting your time with your worthless XX chromosomes, I'll be busy every man on Earth my gay sex slave.

You're a Bridget level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am Hinagiku, and you're as far beneath me as Kyonko level Otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your cute blonde hair and making men all over the world over question their sexuality? I don't have to do that s**t, because they already want me. By the time you're just starting to make out with your bear,I've already yelled at Hayate, and I've got hundreds of men creaming their jeans. And those oh-so-loyal fanboys you think you have? They're already mine. You just keep wasting your time with your worthless child c**k, I'll be busy every man on Earth my straight sex slave.

You're a Hinagiku level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am Imari level otaku, and you're as far beneath me as Bridget level Otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your cute pink hair and angry personality? I don't have to do that s**t, because they already want me. By the time you're just starting to yell at Hayate, and I've cast a spell growing an extra p***s. And those oh-so-loyal fanboys you think you have? They're already mine. You just keep wasting your time with your worthless butler c**k, I'll be busy raping every man on Earth with my dark magic.

You're a Imari level otaku, you say? Hrmph, I am Aka , and you're as far beneath me as Hinagiku level Otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your dark magic and slutty personality?I don't need anything like that, because I can get anyone I want without trying. By the time you slaughtered some chickens, I've already snuck into my brothers room and awakened him with a good morning kiss. And those oh-so-loyal fanboys you think you have? I don't need disgusting low level otaku like that because I don't need to look to others for self gratifying satisfaction. You just keep wasting your time with your worthless slutty v****a, I'll be busy ******** my brother.

You're an Aka level otaku, you say? Hmph. I am a 4chan level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as Imari level otaku are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your natural skill to draw people in, and your incest ways? I don't need to know any of that, because I've already known it for years. By the time you get your script, I've already known about it from the various spoiler magazines I read. And those oh-so-loyal brother you think you have? The only reason you have sex with him constantly is so I could fap to it. You keep wasting your time trying to convince others your better than them, I'll just be here laughing because I know your getting run over by a car the next episode, miraculously survive, but live out the rest of your life with the skin peeled completely off your face.

You're a 4chan level otaku you say? I don't know what 4chan is, my dad blocked it because my mom saw Fox report on it, but I bet they stream stupid stuff and don't even have Naruto. I don't need lame animes offers, I have sugoi tomodachis to recommend me picks. And that shady social networking site? If I do my homework my dad's gonna let me make a Gaia account! You keep talking about your baka animes, I'll be talking about the latest Bleach with the masters.

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