So, I was just walking one day right? Jammin' to my tunes, looking like a techno ninja reject, when, suddenly, I grow to THE SIZE OF THE JOLLY ******** GREEN GIANT!!! So I'm totally freaking out! Running around the city shouting for help, but nobody can hear me because my music is so ******** loud its bursting skulls down below! So I keep running around and I'm tripping on taxis and buildings and all sorts of city s**t when ******** LIGHTENING SHOOTS OUT OF MY HANDS!!!! Now I'm totally freaked out! I'm just standing there staring at my crazy gigantic LIGHTENING HANDS, when ******** BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!! MISSILES TO THE DOME OUTTA ******** NOWHERE!!!!! Exploding all over my head and whatnot! Now, as you can imagine, I'm pretty ******** freaked out so I just start flailing my freakish giant lightening hands and exploding s**t.
And that's how I lost my virginity! biggrin
 SinfulGalaxy · Fri Nov 13, 2009 @ 05:28pm · 1 Comments |
