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So, I was really dreading church this morning.
Not because I don't like it, but because of the people there.
So, anyways.
Church: Jeff was there, and guess who he brings with him! Dominic! Woah. (Christian was there too.) Okay, so we're sitting there in Sunday School and I'm telling Jeff about how I'm going to Washington D.C. this weekend and he's like why? Blah, blah, blah.
So during church, DJ (Dominic), Jeff, Christian, and I all sat together and DJ, Chris, and Jeff found this sipee cup with curdled milk in it and they got it on their hands and were like: Oh, look, I... had an accident! Then DJ tried to wipe it all over me and my mom kept yelling at us to settle down, or we'd all be seperated. haha.
So, then lunch rolls around... right? heh... Well, we're all in the car to go to this pizza place that serves breakfast and Jeff and me are all, fighting and I was slapping him and he has me in this awkward headlock on his legs, and DJ is being all perverted and like, "Get a room!" Then Jeff and DJ started to pretend to be gay and then Jeff is all, "Hollan is the only man for me!" So I slapped him again and he pushed me towards DJ and he was all, get away! Then Chris was like, "Uhmm... yeah okay."
Then finally we reached Cracker Barrel. Well, DJ wanted to smoke so we went to the car and him and Chris started smoking and me and Jeff just stood there freezing, so he hugged eachother for body warmth. We saw this Joelynn girl from school and Jeff was all, "AHH! JOELYNN!" Then, finally DJ and Chris were done with ther cigarette and went inside and me and Jeff tried to devise a plan to get Sweettarts. Despite out efforts, we failed. haha
After that we got seated. We had sixteen people like, altogether. So, we're getting situated at the table. Across from me is Jeff, next to me is DJ, and by Jeff is Chris. DJ was all, "Hey baby, rawr." It was so funny. haha. So, Jeff was all, "Stop talking to my woman like that." Then Deane and Sammie walked by and said hi and stuff and DJ was talking about them, but in a smexual way. haha So, our waiter was gay. haha. It was hilarious and DJ was about to stab him. Jeff was making fun of him and Chris was scared. So then, they got my sodas mixed up and I ended up drinking one of DJ's, one of Jeff's, and one which was actually mine. So then we were all, "SCREW THIS." ...and drank whoever's soda we wanted to. DJ and Jeff think I have mono, so now they think they're going to get it. tsk tsk.
So Chris orders coffee and DJ was all, "Man, that stunts your growth." (Oh, like pot does nothing. xD) Well, Chris's coffee spontaniously combusted. No, seriously. Jeff said it was the gay waiter. I thought he was being mean so I told Jeff to stop with the gay thing.
Then DJ drank the rest of Chris's coffee, and Chris got it all over himself. Then Jeff spilled his soda all over Christian and it looked like Chris had an accident. oops. haha.
So, then Chris got in trouble because the waiter gave him more coffee and his mom said only one cup. By this time, DJ was like begging for more coffee. Then all the boys had to go to the bathroom so I started teasing them. haha. When they came back they were all in trouble though. They left the bathroom and went to a car show and Chris and DJ were smoking behind a dumpster. Yeah, after that (DJ's complaining about being struggled by Rex, Chris's grandpa and stuff and how he was going to walk home and his throat was sore and he didn't want to eat... blah blah... xD), DJ and Jeff started to sing the STD song and they were both asking if I would sleep with them. haha.
So I put my hands on their mouths and they started licking my hands and stuff, and DJ is all, "Dude, I just made out with Hollan's hand!" hahaha... Then he laughed insanely and rubbed his spit and stuff in his hair. Then I rubbed Jeff's spit in Jeff's hair and then I switched hands and put spit in everyone's hair!
Then they did it again. So I did it... again.
Yuh, there was a lot of other stuff, but these were the main things. It was a very interesting day. hahahahaha.
-CUPCAKE CREMATION- · Mon Mar 20, 2006 @ 01:04am · 0 Comments |
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