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Okay, so in 1535, French "explorer" Jacques Cartier was touring New France, and speaking to settlers for directions to his destination, the village of Stadacona. The villagers described this to him as kanata, or settlement/village. When he reached the village, he described the area as Canada to cheif Donnaconna.

Now, that's the story that is told. This is the real story. Jacques Cartier was not an explorer from France, but an agent of Skynet sent from the future on an urgent mission. You may ask, "what's the mission?" His mission was simple. Build a race of superhumans the world has never seen before. So, when he arrived in Stadacona, he murdered all the inhabitants, and began his job. It is said he settled with 110 fellow explorers that were helping him. They were actually scientists. So, the group of them began work. To their surprise, despite the lack of natural resources to aid them, they finished their job surprisingly quickly. Well, quicker than expected, that is. The job was finished in 1545. After overseeing the results for just over 12 years, Cartier returned to France and went back to Skynet, making everyone believe he had died.

These superior beings, although not cyborgs, were not human. They were able to act like humans, interact with humans, even breed with humans, even though they were not human. They continued to live in secret, until 1867, when they officially brought the two parts together, Upper Canada, comprised of super beings, and Lower Canada, comprised of humans. It was then known as Canada.

However, they were under rule of the British, even though they wished to be free and independent. Yet they did not want to fight for freedom, as so many other countries did, for fear that they woul lose their cover, and be exposed. So, they asked nicely, and achieved independence through civil terms.

Later came the World Wars. First was World War 1(obviously). This was more of a scouting mission. They wanted to see the fighting ability of the other nations, and war was the perfect chance. They took part in the war, and took careful notes. After 21 years of hardcore training, a chance to test THEIR skills arose. World War 2. The superbeings went in bravely, and as we all know, kicked a**.

Now, allow me to prove to you some modern day examples of how we are better. First off, our movie ratings are one step lower than America. Why? Because we can stomach more violence, more blood, and more gore than them, because we are warriors! Another one? Some music videos have been banned in America for being too bad, while Canadians find them perfectly okay! And finally, we can survive harsh temperatures with little protection, where no other culture can. So all other cultures can suck it.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot! What was the point of the superbeings? To bring down the seemingly almighty American Empire that has risen in recent years, and restore a sense of balance to the world. Then they will continue to lay low, should any other conflict emerge in our world.