#1 - Randomness
Once upon a time there were two glow worms Germa and Cumber That live in a pencil were stuck inside on a rainy day, they decided to draw pictures.
"I'm bored Cumber what are you drawing?"
Cumber said with great pride "I'm drawing a Flugin Shalagoon!".
Germa all confused "What did you say?"
"Oh I'm sorry I'm drawing a Flugin Shalagen!" Suddenly a big explosion broke lose and Cumber was gone
Germa started crying her eyes out "no cumber nooooo!... wait how in Pink Toaster's" a pink toaster almost hit Germa in the head "name can someone explode just by sayin a word it's so.. so...."
Out of no where Cumber apears "M00t!"
"I thought you exploded?"
"I know this is making no sence, all of a sudden this randomness is appearing, well we are out of markers i'm gonna go upstairs and get some more" Cumber starts to walk up the stairs and then trips fallen all the way up... (wtf!?!?!?)
"These cryons are good then the bee fell off the spoon?"
"Hey look I found a spoon!"
"Where the heck is this story goin!?!?!"
"No where thats what it's all about making no sence what so ever and just going off onto random stuff just on and on and on!"
"Why this random is happening? but since the story is stupid we are gonna find a stupid reason why it is!"
"Well we must find a way because I'm gettin confused!"
"Wait wait wait I've been dieing to ask this why did the mouse head pop off?"
"To find a ruler!... I hate goats!"
"How did you know that fruit loops are made form real fruit!"
"i find that that the Hippos are hiding in the cookie jar would get a kick out of this and they would let it down like the thing with the broomstick"
"Yeah great times about broomsticks like that thing with the broomstick!"
"Yeah I remember, we had such great times liike that thing with the broom stick, remeber!?!?"
"Oh that time with the broom stick we were stupid back then, good times good times. like the thing with the broom stick!"
"whats a broomstick?"
"I don't know!"
"Wait wait are you thinking what I'm thinking Cumber?
"I think so Germa but how many glue sticks does it take to get to the center of a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich?"
"No why this is happening and nothing is making sence maybe it doesn't make sence because the real world doesn't make sence and that life is just as randum as this story, maybe this story is a perfect example of what life really is."
"I think oyu need to lay off the rulers how about the reason why this is so messed because the idiot who wrote this story had nothing better to do and this is just proff that the perosn has been watching way too many cartoons!"
"No really we must solve the mysterries of the shrubbery!"
"I thought it was random?"
"What did i say?"
"Pokka dots!"
"Wait i know why we have randum!"
"Pleas ego on about the sparkle textbooks!"
"ok whent he 6 mushooms found a pair of socks in 365478756 A.D the square jumpers found the pink mud made from jingle berries then the wingged elephants were rulers and the purple squash was into leading the killer rabbits and then the Q-bomb fell from the skyto make moon dust therefore we have randomness!"
"wow that made the most sence out of this whole story i must say Flugin Shalagen!"
All of a sudden there was another big explosion and both Germa and Cumber are gone.
In the distance a mouse was by and came to check out the seen. the mouse looked around and with confusion. "Square!!" and the poor little mouse's head poped off and then a ruler falls form the sky. (wtf!?!?!?!)
END!......?
Nightro Community Member 
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