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So my friend, James, and I spend a lot of time together. We are both intellectuals (According to us) and have always thought of creative ways to do stuff, such as: murdering our teachers, picking up chicks, etc. After a long, hard day, all we want to do is relax. So we head over to his house and sleep. I am a bit of an insomniac and don't sleep, and he ALWAYS starts catching Z's as soon as his head hits that pillow. One night, while his brother and I were playing the Playstation, we started hearing this voice; it sounded muffled and smooth. We looked all over for a radio or a phone that had turned on, but we finally found out that it was James, talking in his sleep. Statistics say talking in your sleep isn't all that odd, even when you're 17, but it was WHAT he was talking about that was so freakish. James was mumbling about how "He will succeed" and something about "The Plan". We thought he had put himself into some game or something, so his brother and I ignored it. Well, going on 3 months of sleepovers, we started to realize that James hasn't been talking about anything else except "The Plan". We were beginning to get worried. We questioned him the next morning about "The Plan" and he claims that he has no recollection of the dream. We fear a government cover-up or alien probes. We told him to use the bathroom and see if his butt felt funny. He punched us both.

Nowadays, James sleeps a lot still, but no longer speaks of "The Plan". This sinister machination of James' mind was probably removed once the aliens found out we were on to them. James is still an a*****e, so the removeable must have been simple, which leads me to question: "How the heck did they get it out so easily???" eek