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Dear readers, and aspired scientists.

Today in chemistry while discussing certain atomic structures with a friend, I noticed sometime about a certain structure. Oxygen (O) molecule was looking quite naked. But then I remembered that O is oxygen. I then asked my partner this questions, "Hey, Taylor, isn't O2 dioxygen, and O3 O-Zone?" He agreed with a nod. I thought to myself for a second. Noting that with each increasing atomic mass of the oxygen (can't explain.. I know this doesn't make sense), the density also increases. Meaning oxygen the lightest, and o-zone the most dense. And then it hit me. Could O4 possibly exist? Think about it. If O3 had the highest density, then why not a reason for O4 to have a slightly density. Not slightly. Infinitely higher. O4 could only exist in places where such density could be sustained: the outer limits. (the place even further than space). Since the pressure contained in a single O3 molecule is great enough to take out a robot (omegatron to be specific), then the pressure contained in an O4 molecule would be so much more powerful that it could hypothetically take out an army of robots (50,000 omegatrons, or 50 deceptacons). We call this power O-Zone advanced.

O-Zone advanced, or O4, has only been exposed to the public once. The year was 1976. A man decided to travel to space to see if life existed beyong 'our world'. He saw something strange when he got to space. It seemed as if space was being sucked into itself. It looked like some kind of warp hole to him. The curious man headed towards it and got sucked in. Instantaneously he was thrown out on the other side in an oasis. Not the desert kind, though. This oasis was claimed beautiful to those who have seen it. That would mean a small percentage of the human race. Roughly two. So anyways. George Peterson Thompson, we will call him, saw this well spouting out red liquid. He was like, "Ohmigosh. I'm like really thirsty." So he went a little closer and the liquid started forming into a gas. The gas became darker colored and thicker. Soon a powerful gravitational force started sucking George Peterson Thompson in. But before he was completely gone he whipped out a jar and swapped some gas into it. "Gotcha, sucker!", he screamed, and then he let out a death cry. The jar dropped to the ground and has not been recovered since.

But now back to O4. *insert 5-minute goth organ solo of incompensating blood gargles* O4 can only be contained ... nevermind. Now we must observe how an oxygen molecule is formed, and futher molecules, so we can better understand how O-Zone advanced molecules are created.

Mikael Akerfeldt, from Opeth, once quoted in a song this simple line, "Struggling to maintain what's left." This means that we must maintain the molecules if they are struggling, and then drown them in a conducted neutralization reionizing spectrometer unit. That will teach them [O; O2 molecules] to stop growing, and leave us alone. Yeah!