Once upon a time their was a wonder full inflatable super type hero made of cheese based prodicts. Unfortunately cheese is smelly so he had no friends to share his secret identity with. Fortunately the mice and other such rodents did not mind the smell. Unfortunately he was carnivorous and enjoyed eating small hairy things (o dirty thoughts!). Fortunately these mice were old and losesing all their hair. Unfortunately he liked them like that, after eating them he then went off to save the world from small hairy things! Fortunately their was a shortage of hair in the world. Unfortunately he did not care. Fortunately his mother whom he always obayed did. Unfortunately his mother died due to a heartattack. Fortunately in her will it clearly stated that he would have to stay away from anything that in anyway shape or form had hair. Unfortunately he ripped up her will when no one was looking. Fortunately Katie had made about twenty three extra copies.
Unfortunately Pot…mmmmmmmmm…Pooottttttt!
Anyway, he had gotten hungry and had eaten them all. Fortunately Hitesh was apparently too stonned to notice as Katie snuck up behind the super hero and made him suffer a slow and quick painful death. Hence Katie took on his super persona! (Except abit less cheese coated).
Unfortunately Hitesh got more stonned and wrote this random crap.
Anyway, with super cheese guy dead the chronicles of narnia began! Fortunately Katie quite enjoyed those books. Unfortunately the books were banned from the country of Pervertia for being not perverted enough. Fortunately, Katie had A.D.D. and was soon distracted from the pain of losing the books by a random shiny object hanging from someone’s roof. Unfortunately those shiny objects were a figment of her imagination. Fortunately Katie went and got some medication for her delusions.
Unfortunately Her delusions were reality as Scott and Erica were her delusions and they were in reality telling her to touch burning things after she burned them. Fortunately Katie had no idea what the heck they were talking about, hence she shrugged and went to go play some video-m-games. Unfortunately The video game store was closed so she could not buy and play with her games….(self). Fortunately, Hitesh had left his front door unlocked and video-m-games unprotected. Unfortunately Hitesh’s video games were all hentai games. Fortunately, Katie is a man. Unfortunately katie was manly but not that manly! Fortunately Katie went off to be alone with her video-m-games, aka, her one true loves. So Scott came in to take over her role as main charater. Unfortunately Scott was not a very good main character and was soon voted off the island. Fortunatly, Erica loved him deeply and was voted back on the island. Unfortunately the island was sitting on top of an oh so slightly volcanic...volcano. Fortunately the volcano was a chain smoker and was too busy smoking to erupt. Unfortunately, The smoke was a hevey heavy smoke, so it was strong and could lift Scott off the island, and put him in the middle of ocean. Fortunately Scott just happened to be half Mermaid. Unfortunately, only half. Fortunetly, that half just so happened to really like the water and took over the human half of Scott's body. Unfrotunately that section of water was heavliy polluted causeing the sharks to mutate in to horrible Mer-Scott eating creatures. Fortunately scott had retard repellant and he sprayed it all over the sharks with his fountain of justice. and he swam away safe. Unfortunately he was then caught by a fishing boat.
Fortunately they ate fish! but not big ugly homosexual ones. Unfortunately their captain had decied to sell him to a mermaid collector. Fortunately Scott then commited suicide in fear of being anally raped my a mermaid collector. he didn;t really mind the sex but he was tired today. Unfortunately the mermaid collector was just going to give Scott a new pair of shoes?
(Bad Hitesh )Fortunately the ship suddenly sunk for no apparently discovered reason. Unfortunately there were no life rafts. Fortunately we will now move on with the story. Unfortunately moveing on just happens to be Hitish talk for drop into a vat of acid. FORTUNATELY IT IS NOT. Unfortunitly Hitesh is only teaseing. Fortunately SHUT UP! Unfortunately, no way. Fortunately SHut IT! or Kirat Will Do It For U! Unfortunately Hitesh forgot how to spell you. Fortunately Katie Ran off and hi in a cave so erica had to take over as main character. Unfortnately Erica was in a terrible, terrible mood. Fortunately OH s**t!!! Unfortunately Erica then swooped down and killed Hitesh hence ending this story.
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