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* Sith do not date each other.
* Sith do not wear Pastels. See also Polyester and Bellbottoms. . . .
* Sith do not observe Religious Holidays.
* Sith hate cute.
* Sith do not refuse dessert.
* Sith do not eat non-fat.
* Never postpone committing violence you are inclined to commit at once. Later on, you might not be as pissed off.
* Sith never exit without a parting shot.
* A true Sith has a discriminating palate.
* There are some things so twisted, even Sith won't go there
* Sith may never score lower than 9 out of 10 or 5.4 out of 6 in an acrobatic maneuver. Exception: a Sith may rate 8.5 out of 10 or 5.1 out of 6 if he has already been mortally wounded-twice.
* Sith are hot s**t with anything that is potentially lethal.
* Sith do not male-bond with Jedi.
* Sith do not open doors at three a.m.
* Sith do not hug. (addendum under "restraints." wink
* Clothes maketh the Sith.
* Once it's happenstance, twice it's coincidence, three times it's enemy action.
* There are some things that squick even a Sith Lord.
* Sith do not have feelings! (Not those kind!)
* Sith do not admit defeat.
* Sith do not date Sith "unless they want to". (temporary adjustment)
* Sith do not wear beige.
* Sith do not go on liquid diet.
* Sith do not run from a challenge.
* Sith do not let themselves be cut into tiny pieces the size of Smith Brothers' Cough Lozenges.
* Sith do NOT "talk."
* Sith do not ever indulge in group therapy in any setting.
* Sith do not need spotters. Especially when they are angry.
* Without caffeine, Sith are not morning people. Ever.
* A Sith never turns down good nookie!
* Sith don't date cuddly women.
* Sith do not appreciate what they have! Ingratitude is part of the job description.
* Sith Masters never give in to demands. Or to pitiful pleas for mercy. Or ever, in fact.
* Sith do not do mornings.
* Sith do not cuddle.
* Sith do not get scared (most of the time).
* Sith do not turn to Jedi for help.
* Sith do not need help, especially not from their enemies.
* Sith are self-sufficient.
* Sith hate sweet.
* Prophecy: Thou shalt avoid thy Master's comely son like the plague, as he shall maketh thy brain turn to mush and your loins like unto iron.
* If you find yourself mired in a moral dilemma, dive.
* The only real Sith holiday is Halloween.
* Sith do not need spice.
* Sith do not live in homes with wheels.
* Sith do not beg.
* Sith don't have to pay full retail.
* Sith do not apologize!
* Sith do not beg for sex.
* Sith do not do relationships.
* Subrule: Sith don't do exclusive.
* Sith don't sway.
* Sith do not use the magic word. Try growling instead.
* Sith are hot s**t.
* No breakfast equals bitchy Sith.
* Sith do not like being tickled.
* Sith do not wipe their sweat.
* Sith Don't Whine.
* Sith Get Revenge!
* Sith do not enjoy their training sessions.
* Sith use their training to heighten their perception of the Dark Force.
* Sith do not support the criminal activity of dealers.
* Sith do not "have something"!
* A Sith does not need friends.
* Sith don't give in to their baser urges very often. It makes us weak.
* Sith do not sleep with Jedi.
* Sith do not s**t in the woods. (Sith use the camp director's facilities.)
* Sith do not tolerate annoying Jedi.
* Sith do not run [away].
* Sith do not Beam!
* Sith DO NOT give backrubs!
* Sith do not whimper.
* Sith don't have relationships.
* Sith don't feel obliged.
* Sith don't do nice.
* Sith do not mumble!
* Sith do not inconvenience themselves.
* Sith don't cuddle!
* Sith don't quit!
* Sith do not wave pom-poms.
* Sith do not get stage fright.
* Sith do not require Beta'ing.
* Sith do not do cute!
* Sith don't do relationships.
* Sith do not wear "butt floss".
* A true Sith lets his hate flow through him at all times.
* A Sith knows when to wait and when to strike.
* A true Sith doesn't give a rat's a** about the speed limit.
* A Sith Lord does not need to see his victims in order to destroy them.
* Sith do not sort.
* Sith do not use fabric softener.
* A true Sith does not screen his calls.
* Sith don't do Karaoke.
* Sith do not ask directions.
* Sith do not need appointments.
* A good Sith is always hungry.
* The first law of the Sith. Always keep hardcopy.
* A Sith must keep up his strength.
* Only a fool refuses to accept a personal check from a Sith.