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My first rant! ^_^

I hear all the time in the life issues about teenagers having trouble with dating. Now, I may be a teen myself, but at least I am not stupid enough to whine about their troubles. Here are several answers to your stupidity, if you happen to be one of the stupid ones.

Question: I'm trying to get a boy/girl friend, but I'm too shy. What do I do?

Answer: Yes, this seems to be a problem many teenagers face. Just keep in mind that if you do get regected, or someone doesn't like you, then that's their problem. Set your mindset to "I'm going to ask him/her out" or "I'm going to talk to him/her" And don't let youself think twice. If you do, then you might go back to your pathetic misery of being shy.

Question: I'm dating this guy/girl, but now some other guy/girl came along, and I like them both! What do I do?!

Answer: Go with the guy/girl that would make you happier, or that you love more. But think long and hard about it. If you don't, you might end up making your life miserable. And if you do, I'll laugh at you.

Question: I asked this guy/girl out, but he/she said no becuase I'm fat/ugly/whatever! What do I do?

Answer: Suck it up. In high school, it is pretty much 90% about looks. If a guy or girl is hot or in good shape, then he or she will naturally want to go out with someone who is willing to put forth the effort required to be in good shape as well. It's simple, really.

Question: WAAA! MY GF/BF BROK UP WITH ME!!!

Answer: So what? Break-ups always happen in the world of dating, more often in high school, becuase most people can change what they feel about a person very quickly in the teen years. It's called puberty. And hormones. You will NOT find your 'disney love' in high school. Be prepared to realize that things won't last long. And also, if you can't take the pain, don't play the game.

Question: I can't get this guy/girl to like me! He or she likes someone else!

Answer: This guy or girl obviously hates you for continuously trying to be with them. Acting desperate never works. Find someone else, you'll be happier that way. Or die, I don't care. And also, I probably hate you too.

Question: I can't get a girl/boy friend!

Answer: It's becuase you are far too desperate, and everybody in the whole ******** world hates you. Either deal with it, live a lonely life, wait for someone, or die. I prefer the last one.

Question: (insert something stupid here)

Answer: I hate you. Shut up.

Question: But you go off of looks! OMG, you're like, totally shallow!

Answer: No, not shallow. Just a normal teenager who wouldn't want someone alot fatter/uglier than me. So sue me.


And there you have it. The idiot's guide to high school dating.