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I've been assesing all these thoughts I've had...not of late only, but also other thoughts, and other happenings in my life...things that happen almost daily.
Whenever I sit on a bus, I always look at all the people...young and old...and I wonder one of two things. Either I think how many of them will die in a horrible accident, or I would wonder how many of the people are looking forward to masturbating when they get home. I never think both at the same time or while on the same bus ride, why? I dont really know.
Sometimes when I get an erection while sitting on the bus, I would count and visualize the numbers in my head. Unfortunatly it just so happened once that the number "8" turned out to look like tits and turned into a woman. Then onto girl-on-girl action. Sometimes this would happen when I go close to my destination, this is when I start to panick. I dont like resorting to covering up with my book-bag, it feels unpleasant in more was than one. So what do I do? I lok out the window. This works ussualy, but what if there is a really hot woman outside? Of course, this makes the situation worse, I also begin to suspect that people have noticed that something is going on in my pants when I shift around or when I would lean a little forwards. So thats when I find the ugliest person on the bus and stare at them...takes care of the problem. Can you beleive this all happens in under 100 seconds?
Sometimes when I'm wearing my headphones on the bus I wonder if anyone can hear what i listen to. Since there is alot of noise when I'm riding on the bus, I turn it up pretty loud, so I wonder if they all hear some of that German Heavy Metal (Rammstein...bless them) that I listen to. If they do happen to hear it, I wonder what goes through their heads. I wonder how many think I'm a nazi, I wonder if the jews on the bus begin to suspect that I'm not a jew. Jews can spot other jews from crowds, if your not ignorant, you know what I mean, as for the rest of ******** you. Anwyay, I wonder if they think maybe I'm one of those Nazi jews. Not that I am one, but I wonder if that notion ever crosses people when they see me as I am and happen to hear some of the music I listen to, ya know?
I like to piss off old people. Here are a few anicdotes about my run-ins with old people. Old, russian-speaking, ignorant, jack-offs. I was walking around minding my own business when some old lady asked me for the time, she did not say "What time is it", instead she pointed to her wrist. I think if you'r gonna point to your wrist at least have the ********' curtesy of asking the question...verbaly... so instead I made myself look apauled and then I put my left hand on my crotch and with my right hand I extended my middle finger, and yelled in gibberish... I tried sounding chinese. Another situation I just got out of a bus and some old c**t called out and asked if I could help her carry her cart up onto the bus, I said no and smiled and turned around and kept on walking. Why? Well, ask yourself this question...Why not? I mean, why not say no to helping, not like it was going to benefit me in any way and if you've read earlier entries, I'm normaly the kind of person who does not like to just help people I dont know and get ******** old people. Next story is an interesting one. Some old guy droped his wallet and I quickly picked it up, I took all the cash out and went up to the senile ******** and gave back the wallet, being senile, the man did not know he was missing money. Here's a short but interesting one. See, I was playing the "Big Gay Bubba" song (Its about prison rape) and I took my recorder which it was playing from, and as an old ******** passed by I just put it to his ear and he turned around and started yelling at me in another language. I heard "problema" so I think he was saying something like "Whats your problem" I told him I was the music man and flipped him off and ran. I like ******** around with old people. Its fun, do it sometime. You'll have fun, believe me.
Charlie Torch · Mon Feb 28, 2005 @ 01:10am · 2 Comments |
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