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Arizona is:
-Mostly Mexicans
-White people that stay in the sun too long without sun block and have a nasty white-trash look, especially blonde people.
-People that drive terribly, speeding at the wrong times and going slow at the wrong times, always tailgating.
-Full of old people that hate anyone young, by how they vote anyway
-Meth labs constantly blowing up
-People, 40, 50, even 60 that blast pure bass thumps on their home and car stereos wall-shakingly loud like they were teenage thugs.
-Spanish and Ebonics are the chiefly spoken languages in Arizona, and White people are severely outnumbered in most of the state, except for the small colonies (aka Truck Stops, Scottsdale, Anthem) where the whiteys gather together and trailer park trash.

Climate
Arizona is known for being ******** hot... and therefore most of its residents are Batshit Crazy. Because of this, nobody wants to live in Arizona, except for the rich ******** who live near Flagstaff, which is perhaps halfway decent. There are also rich snobs in Scottsdale, but they're batshit crazy, too, and Scottsdale is a shitty place to live. Every year it is getting ******** HOTTER because of the increasing Liberal population. Their constant bitching, smoking weed, and human rights protesting is destroying the ozone to the point where the sun is literally sitting on their faces. Arizona is not supposed to even have liberals, they're supposed to only have conservatives, mainly retired people who vote for things like when they voted to eliminate vision coverage for the poor so they could build a new football stadium.

BORDERline
Time to get a job at Walmart

Arizona is also known for being the main destination for Border Hoppers, also known as Mexicans. Being right next to the border, they cleverly plot out a suicidal mission to cross the ******** HOT desert in DAY TIME to get jobs at their local Walmart and be a successful part of society. By doing so, the trailer trash class of remaining whites get pissed off at them for taking their jobs. With this suicide mission to the land of the free, the State of Arizona and the liberals band together to welcome these parasites with various water stations to encourage friends and family to come along for the Pilgrimage. And people wonder why the numbers are increasing!

Wildlife
Arizona is also home to a wide variety of ******** up wildlife, such as: The Rattlesnake, Javilina (A pig that shoots a** clouds at people), Furries, and Alice Cooper.

Also Arizona, specifically Tucson, is home of the legendary Batshit Crazy Tinfoil hat designer. The only Tinfoil hat that protects you from Aliens, Governments (esp. MONGO), and LJ Dramaists who wish to steal your thoughts.

Cardinals
Generally considered to be the worst team in football, Arizona houses the Cardinals. No team has been so bad on a consistent basis as this steamy pile of s**t. The Cardinals have tried everything to make themselves better - getting a new stadium, getting a new quarterback, sending their players to Iraq, except practice. Anyone driving by the Cardinals $100 billion stadium can see Cardinals players circle jerking each other. They paid for that coverage by doing away with vision coverage for the poor.