Okay, first off this little S-O-B was crazy. He was insane not crazy like bipolar, but...
Prime example: He once snorted ranch powder Like cocaine. Yeah I thought so too.
So one day the two of us go to our normal friday FCA (Fellowship of Christian Athletes) meeting with one of my persoanlly favorit Teachers, Mr. Williams. Like normal Mr. Williams had ordered a few Beasts from Snappy Tomato, and for those of you who knwo these things arm massive.
So after the meeting there is about two left. So I eat half of one and Ricky eats one and a half. I tell it's not a good idea, but he shrugs and said' "My metabolism is faster than a weasel on crack I'll be fine."
Low and behold he was running to the bathroom before I even got ready to leave. I'm walking down the hall towards an exit and as I pass the bathroom I heard, best said in the words of Gabe from Penny Arcade, a gunshot and the sound of porcelin breaking.
Ricky stumbles out, rocking and tilting and puts a hand on my shoulder. "Dude!" he said gasping. "I just took a s**t that broke the toilet!"
Now, when someone tells you they took a crap that powerful you just have to go and look.
As I put my hand on the doorknob I see a grean light under the door. I hear a deep voice speak in Latin and an unholy crucifix appeared on the door. Walking away I put my hand on Ricky's shoulder and shake hi a little to get him steady.
"Did you just summon a demon from hell using your crap as a medium?"
He smirked, "Mayyyybe."
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