So now after the nuclear winter wen australia is all thats left....they inhabit the earth and multiply........causing a world of ppl with bad teeth and weird accents(no offense to aussies)........they begin to worship a cheese sandwhich named sanchez tortilla............he was proclaimed aussie above all aussies........but then an assasination attempt was conducted by fabio cortez(no idea)....he bought a new dog( a dachsund if i remeber right)........in the middle of the nacho filled night sanchez went to sleep...........well actually his servants just threw him on a bed and turned off the lights cuz hes inanimate............anyways, the dog, named mr. tinkles, was given to the king an hour befor and was put in the king's room.......he walked up to sanchez and saw he was food and ate him............mr tinkles actually bit him once, mugged him, then continued eating..............................so mr tinkles wuz full and rich..........then the ppl saw that sanchez died at mr tinkles' paw..................so they got bored and started to worship a banana named carl..........some random monkey that survived the radioactive aftermath cam and ate carl.............................................so now all war broke out......the kingdom was torn between 2 rulers.............jake the turkey leg and mr tinkles the dachsund.........................in the end all the aussies died, but mr tinkles lived and ate jake...........so now evry1 except a very small and rich dachsund was dead..........( turkey leg was already dead, ironic)..........so this proves money fixes evrything cuz the dachsund got rich and ruled over all nothing ness.............................then it turned out that mr tinkles was actually a pregant dachsud(gurl not guy) and had puppies..............then they became a race of super powerful dachsund ninjas!!!!!!!!!!but then God came in and said,"NO! I AM THE SUPREME NINJA!!!!!!!"...and he used his sharingan to fight them and used chidori to kill them................THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have no life i know....................... mrgreen
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