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I doubt anyone will read this, hence, it's long as hell.
[ .001. ] first name: Tim
[ .002. ] middle name: Wayne
[ .003. ] gaia name: xsonorasx
[ .004. ] nickname(s): Tim
[ .005. ] gender: Male.
[ .006. ] age?: 13
[ .007. ] birthday: May 18.
[ .009. ] hair color: Brownish, I dye it black sometimes.
[ .010. ] eye color: Hazelish
[ .011. ] race: Human, dumbass.
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: Yes sir!
[ .013. ] do you have braces: No, but I need them...
[ .014. ]is your hair long or short: Shortish
[ .015. ] where were you born: Cali
[ .016. ] current location: My house
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: Tauros
[ .018. ] good habits: Uhh....throwing...things..
[ .019. ] nationality: Yes
[ .020. ] bad habits: Not throwing things
[ .021. ] piercings: no
[ .022. ] piercings you want: My left ear.
stuff.
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: nope
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: ******** you,b*****d
[ .025. ] today's date: 29th July 2005
[ .026. ] the time: 11:30 PM
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: No...300 to go!?!?!?
. : family : .
[ .028. ] mother's name: Billy
[ .029. ] father's name: Billy
[ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: Billy
[ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): Billy
[ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): Molly, Billy, Fill-eh
[ .033. ] favorite aunt: *shoots you in the face*
[ .034. ] favorite uncle: Gary. He's demonic
[ .035. ] favorite grandparent: Umm...the rich one.
[ .036. ] worst relative: The old lady at the family reunion that yelled at me.
[ .037. ] best relative: You f*****t.
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: Much so.
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: Nope!
. : pets : .
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: Yes.
[ .041. ] what kind of animals are they: Cat, dog, frog..
[ .042. ] what are their names: Billy and Billy
[ .043. ] do you want more animals: Yes.
[ .044. ] what kind: A mousie
. : school : .
[ .045. ] are you still in school: Yep
[ .044. ] did you drop out: No...
[ .046. ] favorite grade: 5th grade.
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 2nd. Everyone there was an a*****e
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: Lombardi
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Mr. Lowe and Mr. D, those gay lovers
[ .050. ] favorite subject: P.E.
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: science, with Mr. Lowe, I hate that f**.
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Bought it.
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: No.
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: No. I'm no nerd.
[ .055. ] are/was you popular: Kind of.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: What dance?
[ .057. ] favorite memory: Every time I sluffed
[ .058. ] least favorite dance: WHAT DANCE?!!?
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: The time I got caught sluffing..
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: Well..none.
. : favorites : .
[ .061. ] number: 69, dude!
[ .062. ] clothing: My AC/DC shirt with long blue jeans with lotsa holes in 'em.
[ .063. ] shoes: My black oneS?
[ .064. ] saying: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
[ .065. ] tv show: Sex.
[ .066. ] sports: Gah, sports are gay.
[ .067. ] vegetable: Potato.
[ .068. ] fruit: Kiwis.
[ .069. ] movie: Airplane, The Beatles Yellow Submarine
[ .070. ] magazine: Playboy
[ .071. ] actor: Adam Sandler
[ .072. ] actress: Don't know any
[ .073. ] candy: I don't know.
[ .074. ] gum: Citrus stuff.
[ .075. ] scent: Uhh..
[ .076. ] candy bar: I don't know,a** hole
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: Coffee
[ .078. ] color: Black
[ .079. ] season: Winter
[ .080. ] holiday: Christmas
[ .081. ] band(s): Led Zeppelen, AC/DC, Pink Floyd,David Bowie...you know.
[ .084. ] rapper: Hell no. Rap is the gayest thing ever.
[ .086. ] thing in your room: I hate my room
[ .087. ] place to be: Den
[ .088. ] radio station: KBER 101
[ .089. ] tv channel: Porno channels
[ .090. ] junk food: Yummy.
[ .091. ] overall food: Yummy.
[ .092. ] store: Hot Topic, man.
[ .093. ] shoe brand: I..don't care.
[ .094. ] fast food: They are all the same.
[ .095. ] restaurant: They are all the same.
[ .096. ] shape: Like a human.
[ .097. ] time of day: Night.
[ .098. ] country: Under the sea?
[ .099. ] state: California, I kinda like Utah now.
[ .100. ] boys name: Caleb
[ .101. ] girls name: I don't know.
[ .102. ] mall: Any mall that has a Hot Topic
[ .104. ] shampoo: Shampoo?
[ .105. ] board game: Risk
[ .107. ] car: ........
[ .108. ] music video: .........
[ .109. ] swear word: ********
[ .110. ] word: Boobs.
[ .111. ] month: October
[ .112. ] cartoon: Family Guy
[ .113. ] scary movie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee
[ .114. ] team: ********
[ .115. ] possession: My 'puter
. : what's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear : .
[ .116. ] eminem: a*****e
[ .117. ] dog: Puppy?
[ .118. ] hot: Porno
[ .119. ] britney spears: I'd do her...
[ .120. ] nsync: I hate them.
[ .121. ] real world: ?
[ .122. ] orange: ?
[ .123. ] choice confused
[ .124. ] ********.
[ .125. ] bisexual: A person that has sex with boys and girls.
[ .126. ] black: color
[ .127. ] icq: ?
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: AHHH!
[ .129. ] linkin park: Gay.
[ .130. ] jack: Masturbate.
[ .131. ] rainbow: Gay.
[ .132. ] cherry: Pie.
[ .133. ] cucumber: Umm...
[ .134. ] shark: GRRR...
[ .135. ] lifehouse: Living houses,eh?
[ .136. ] bat: CAW CAW
[ .137. ] leather: Smells good.
[ .138. ] whip: *Whack whack*
[ .139. ] america: Anarchy
[ .140. ] water: Swim
[ .141. ] volcano: MY GOD!! RUN,YOU SONS OF BITCHES!
. : this or that : .
[ .142. ] rock or rap: Rock
[ .143. ] rock or pop: Rock
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: Rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: Rock
[ .146. ] rap or pop: Rock
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: Rock
[ .148. ] rap or metal: Rock
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: Rock
[ .150. ] pop or metal: Rock
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: Rock
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: Both gay.
[ .153. ] tool or korn: Tool..I guess...
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: I don't know either of them.
[ .155. ] hot or cold: Cold
[ .156. ] winter or summer: Winter
[ .157. ] spring or fall: Spring
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: neither
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: Gay,both.
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: Rob Zombie
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: kitty
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: mtv
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: Buffy
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: Gay.
[ .165. ] football or basketball: B-ball
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: ........
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: Never done either
[ .168. ] rollarblading or skateboarding: Skate
[ .169. ] black or white: Black
[ .170. ] orange or red: Red
[ .171. ] yellow or green: Green
[ .172. ] purple or pink: Purple
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: Gay.
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: Hot Topic, you should know by now.
[ .175. ] inside or outside: Both
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: Alcohol
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: cell phone
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: Both
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: PPG
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: No.
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: DBZ
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Star wars
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: Pierce
[ .184. ] prep or punk: Punk,man
[ .185. ] slut or whore: Slut.
. : private life : .
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: Not at the moment
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: Yes.
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: Nope
[ .190. ] who was your first kiss: ******** you.
[ .191. ] how many hearts of have you broken: None.
[ .192. ] how many people broke your heart: A few 4545
[ .194. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: Shut up.
[ .195. ] do you have a picture of him/her: Wont show you, b*****d.
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of yourself: Yeah.
[ .197. ] do you go by looks or personality: Looks.
[ .198. ] ever kiss a friend: No....
[ .199. ] are you still friends: Yes.
[ .200. ] so moving along..do you smoke: Nah
[ .201. ] do you smoke weed: Nope
[ .204. ] crack, heroin, anything else: nope
[ .205. ] beer good or beer bad: i dont know
[ .206. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: Nope
[ .207. ] do you like smirnoff ice: nope
[ .208. ] prefer beer or liquor: I thought it was the same thing!!
[ .209. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: Ummm..the camel kind
. : would you ever : .
[ .210. ] bungee jump: Yes
[ .211. ] sky dive: Yes
[ .212. ] swim with dolphins: yes
[ .213. ] scuba dive: yes
[ .214. ] go rock climbing: yes
[ .215. ] eat s**t for $1,000,000: rofl
[ .216. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: No.
[ .217. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: .....
[ .218. ] cross-dress: nah
[ .219. ] lie to the police: damn, they always have to question me so I just say "I don't remember" to everything they say.
[ .220. ] run from the police: No
[ .221. ] lie to your parents: I already have
[ .222. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: Yeah...
[ .223. ] be an exotic dancer: Is that like a stripper?
[ .224. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: Yeah
[ .225. ] streak: No!
. : your friends : .
[ .226. ] good friends: Junyoung
[ .227. ] known longest: Dimitri
[ .228. ] wish you talked to more: .....
[ .229. ] wish you saw more: .........
[ .230. ] how many friends do you think like you: ?
[ .231. ] who drives you insane after a while: Ummm....everyone
[ .232. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: .......
[ .233. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': Nope
[ .234. ] can always make you laugh: Ehh
[ .235. ] hot tempered: Junyoung
[ .236. ] most impatient: Junyoung
[ .237. ] shortest: Junyoung
[ .238. ] tallest: I have a few tall friends
[ .239. ] skinniest: Iono
[ .240. ] nicest: ....
[ .241. ] best personality: Not Junyoung.
[ .242. ] biggest drug user: David Ferdon.
. : have you ever : .
[ .243. ] flashed someone: Nope
[ .244. ] told the person you liked how you felt: Nope
[ .245. ] been to michigan: Nah
[ .247. ] gone to jail or juvi: Almost!
[ .248. ] skateboarded: It's hard.
[ .249. ] skinny dipped: I'd only do that if I was with a girl
[ .250. ] stolen anything: ...Yes.
[ .251. ] wanted to kick my a** for making this so long: Yes
[ .252. ] kicked someone's a**: Yes.
[ .253. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Of course.
[ .254. ] broke a beer bottle: Yes.
[ .255. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: Nope
[ .256. ] kissed someone of the same sex: No way.
[ .257. ] flipped someone off: Who hasn't
[ .258. ] gone on a road trip: Yes
[ .260. ] been to a concert: Yep. I saw Kansas
[ .261. ] been to another country: nope
[ .262. ] talked back to an adult: Yes
[ .263. ] got pulled over: Why not.
[ .264. ] got in a car accident: no
[ .266. ] given money to a homeless person: Yeah, but then she hugged me
[ .267. ] tried to kill yourself: .......
[ .268. ] cried to get out of trouble: No!
[ .270. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: Hell no
[ .271. ] Had sex: I'm a virgin, my friend.
. : opinions : .
[ .272. ] what do you think...about pop music: Tis teh s**t
[ .273. ] about boy bands: Gay
[ .274. ] about flag burning: ?
[ .275. ] of the war on terrorists: Cool
[ .276. ] about suicide: Emo
[ .277. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: ?
[ .278. ] about abortion: What's abortion
[ .279. ] about rock/metal music: Hell yes.
[ .280. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: My own apartment with a girlfriend and a kitty.
[ .281. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: I don't know.
. : what did you do : .
[ .282. ] last birthday: Spent 200 dollars on Gatorade and candy.
[ .283. ] yesterday: Internet
[ .284. ] last weekend: Internet
[ .285. ] christmas: California
[ .286. ] thanksgiving: Ate
[ .287. ] new year's eve: Played Xbox
[ .288. ] halloween: Trick or treat!
[ .289. ] easter: Easter?
[ .290. ] valentine's day: Nadda
. : the last : .
[ .291. ] thing you ate: Coffee ice cream
[ .292. ] thing you drank: MD
[ .293. ] thing you wore: Black shirt with long pants
[ .294. ] place you went: Upstairs
[ .295. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: ....Stop asking me, a*****e.
[ .296. ] person you saw: My brother
[ .297. ] person you kissed: My kitty
[ .299. ] song you heard: Starman by David Bowie
. : now : .
[ .300. ] what are you eating: Nothing
[ .301. ] what are you drinking: Nothing
[ .302. ] what are you wearing: Balck shirt and long pants
[ .303. ] any shoes on: No.
[ .304. ] hair: ******** up.
[ .306. ] talking to anyone: No
[ .307. ] are you pissed i made this so long: Yep.
. : yes or no : .
[ .308. ] are you a vegetarian: no
[ .309. ] do you like cows: Umm..yes.
[ .310. ] are you a b***h: ?
[ .311. ] are you artistic: No
[ .312. ] do you write poetry: No
[ .313. ] are you a fast runner:Ok
[ .314. ] can you ski: No
[ .315. ] are you british: No, I wish though. I like the hard to understand accent
[ .316. ] do you want to spear britney: ********? Yes.
[ .317. ] do the voices talk to you: What voices? Are you demented?
[ .318. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: No...
[ .319. ] would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: That's wanye cambells recipe, you theif
[ .320. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland': No.
[ .321. ] are you straight: yes
[ .322. ] are you stupid, insane, and physically handicapped: insane
[ .323. ] are you fat: No
[ .324. ] are you skinny: Normal
[ .325. ] are you short: average
[ .326. ] are you tall: ................
[ .327. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: No
[ .328. ] how about orange pants: No
[ .329. ] can you see the flying monkeys: Don't be a homo, mother ********
[ .330. ] are you evil: No.
[ .331. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: Yeah?
[ .332. ] is britney a whore: Yes
[ .334. ] am i annoying you: No
[ .335. ] do you like marilyn manson: Hell no, what a freak
[ .336. ] are you secretly from another planet: I said don't be a homo
[ .337. ] do you shop at hot topic: Yes, stop asking!!!
. : random questions : .
[ .338. ] if you could be any animal, what would you be: A pirate
[ .339. ] if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be: Candy!
[ .340. ] do you remember any of your dreams: yes
[ .341. ] do you dream in color or black and white: color
[ .342. ] do you admit when you need help with a problem: no
[ .343. ] can people read you like a book: no
[ .344. ] what's your biggest fear: .... ninja Rollercoasters.
[ .345. ] do you talk a lot: Sometimes.
[ .346. ] are you afraid of clowns: ..No.
[ .347. ] do you like spiders: No.
[ .348. ] how about grape kool-aid: Tastes like medicine
[ .350. ] are you spoiled: sometimes
[ .351. ] are you anti-social: Well, I have been for the whole summer.
[ .352. ] do you see dumb people: all the time
[ .353. ] do you see dead people: No
[ .354. ] any last words: ******** you,b*****d.
[ .355. ] now that this is over, what are you going to do: Post it in my journal
Damn, that was ******** long,man!!
If you read it, it's actually funny.
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