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Section 1

So like this guy was here,
and he's pretty lame.
He was kinda a loser.
He smelled like... what do you call that stuff?
oh ya! Fire extinguisher! That's what it was.
How do I know what a fire extinguisher smell like?
It's notlike I put out fires..
But I could, then I'd be sasssy, like a firemand.
And a fireman could come up to me and be all like, "Dude... sexy.. etc"
Dude.. that'd rule. So as I was saying, I was walking around
and I saw a firetruck and I remembered my fantasy, and I'm just like
dude due dude dude dude...
this is my chance to be sexy.
So like, I run up to the truck and I grab one of the houses and I start spraying and spraying
and spraying...
and I'm like hitting everything... trees, rocks and everything else,
but like dude, it turned out there wasn't really a fire,
but there wasn't one when I got there.
Except I hit this thing, and it was highly flammable,
and it started a greese fire.
How it started a grease fire, I'm not quite sure....
but it did start


Section 2

while I'm staring at this grease fire, and this wolf comes up
and asked, "Dude. what's with the fire?"
And I was like, "dude, I was just trying to be sexy..?"
And he was like, "Dude, it's not sexy. It's only sexy if you're dating a pyro."
And I'm all ike, "Dude, what's a pyro?"
And he was like, "Like a charmander?"
And I'm all like, "Dude, I love pokemon."
And he was like, "Dude, how would I know?
Do you expect me to know everything? Dude, jeez, gosh!"
And then like I'm just like, "Dude, I don't even know you, you shiznit..."
And he was like, "Dude, what's a shiznit?"
And I was like, "Like a cheetoh..."
So hit bit his arm
and I was all like, "Dude... why did you bite yourself..."
and he was all like, "I thought you said I was a cheetoh,"
And then I'm all like, "Dude.. dude, even if you're a cheetoh,
you shouldn't bite your arm off. And if you do, everyone would know you're
a cheetoh, and then they'll eat you. It'll just be a huge big mess."
And then he was all like, "Dude.. dude... dude... knowing is 1/2 the battle."
And I was like, "Dude... dude... dude.. spread the word"

Section 3

So any way, the wolfs just all like "Duse! I totally will"
And then like he proceied to get on some missionary gear.
And I'm just like standing their and I'm just all like "Dude...what the heck dose duse mean?
And so he looked at me and he's all like "Say wha?"
And I'm all like "What dose duse mean?"
So this wolf guy just kinda stares at me for a couple minuets.
It was really acward...a little creepy too...
I mean he was just stareing
What the heck?
I hate it when people do that.
It's like....my weakness or something...
So like he kinda stops and starts thinking
Not much better
So like I kinda just ran off.
You know jumpped on a train
It was pretty nice.
Real roomy
It was possibly the best trip of my life!
Well except that I had to sit by a strage old man with an excrusateing body odor
And the kid behind me kept sneazing on me.
And the guy with the punch card saw that I had no ticket and threw me out of the window...

Section 4

So like I’m hurling out of this moving train,
And like at first it’s kinda cool ya know?
Wind in my hair.. my skin is being torn off my face….
Wait… my skin is being torn off my face?!?!
So I look around to see why my skin is being torn
Off my face…
And you know what?
A bear caught me.
Ugh.

Section 5

I am just sitting here, wondering where this bear came from
While it is eating off my face.
But then I realized something, it really hurts to get your face eaten off.
So just about that time, a little diddy went through my head…
It went something like this:
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh get off my face you bear!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
And the bear looked at me and was all like, “Dude, you don’t have to
Freak out… I just want to eat your skin. God, worst day of my life.”
But then he walked away