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Straight Up/Vertically Erect Nigg(a/er)
The Correct Pronounciation of the N-Bomb, Part I
***Now this might seem racist...but I assure you, it was intended to be from the start. Deal...FACE!***
Alright people, there seems to be some confusion about how to drop the n-bomb. As you've probably noticed, different ethnic groups pronounce it differently. Today, I'm gonna concentrate on the Afro-American n-bomb.
Now among the negroic population, the hard 'G' sound in "******" is apparent. As a progression of the jungle bunnies, literary evolution has progressed (while black education has recessed) to drop the '?(r)' sound at the end, and replaced it with the '?' alone, to give it a more ghetto'ish sound, that is written "*****".
Now for some insight into its use; in North America, every black man is a ******. If you play ball, you're not a ******...you'z a *****! If you enunciate your words, you're a ******. If you write like yo gonna bust a cap, yo a *****!
As you can see, there are two distinct breeds of blackness. You can either be a ******, or you're a *****.
A ***** can call a ****** a ******, but if a ****** calls a ***** a *****, that ******'s gonna get nigged somethin' fierce by the *****'s home-boys.
That's some straight-up compton s**t, *****.
If you can't distinguish between a ****** and a *****, you deserve the drive-by treatment, holmes. (that's *****...in ******, that means "you are an incompetent non-contributor to society, and a drain on social resources". Notice the lack of ghetto in the latter.)
So the next time you drop the n-bomb, if you're black that is, make sure you know what kinda nigg(a/er) you(z/re) dealing with.
Do us all a favour, and make it an educated nig.
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