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Sooooooo....... again, the entry with the lemurs.... sweatdrop Haha It was really funny to write. The facts about the lemurs are NOT true!!! Just to clear things up. and is there more I need to write about them? Probably not, unless I get on another sugar-high, then yup! 3nodding I think I'm done with monkeys. So NEXT TOPIC: brothers!! haha

xd Again, I was bored! haha it was weird though, neh? Anyways, do we know the difference between lemurs and monkeys? I know scientists do, but we DON'T. Especially me. I can make a guess though.

1. They are smaller than monkeys, that I know of.

2. Monkeys are bigger.

3. Monkeys are more popular and known.

4. Lemurs are cast in the shadows (I don't know but it seems monkeys are more known about) of monkeys.

5. They mate more! Haha I'm so immature! 4laugh

6. Once upon a time, Lemur and Monkey were on their way to the supermarket. They both went shopping for the best bananas around. They laughed and talked till they saw the yellowest, freshest banana EVER! Of course, each mammal wanted it for themselves so they decided to have a contest. First one to reach the top of their own tree (each gets their own) and back down again wins!!! They prepared. On your mark, get set, GO!!!!! And they went up the gigantic tree which was 50 ft. high. They were tied, neck and neck, halfway up the tree. Monkey got a sudden thought and had an evil glint in his eyes. (Like this twisted haha.) He threw brown stuff at Lemurs eyes which distracted him. He fell but luckily lands in a pile of pillows, which came from out of nowhere. (Either that or I don't want him to die haha.) Monkey wins the contest and gets the yummy banana while Lemur gets the pillow and brown stuff that was thrown at him during the contest. Turns out, the brown stuff was POOP!!! EWW! (I told you monkeys threw their poop at each other.) So now, Lemur stays in the shadows of Monkey since Monkey won the contest. Monkey got the banana and the eternal glory!! But then, Lemur lived his days selling those pillows he sold and got rich anyway!! THE END!!!

7. Lemurs have sleeker bodies?

8. They don't throw their poop.

9. Don't get bored so easily, unlike me.

10. ............can't think.


So that's the end of lemurs vs. monkeys! Til next time, folks! I was extremely bored so be quiet about my little story. Total fluffiness! haha blaugh Now, if you want the TRUE difference between monkies and lemurs, I suggest you go on a search engine.

This is dedicated to all the monkeys (mainly my friends. haha) in the world since I'm bored to crap!! biggrin

1. They throw their own poop at each other

2. They spit at each other (mainly my brother) whee

3. They smell so BAD!! (brother and some guys. NO OFFENSE! Note the "some".)

4. They can do anything in the world and not get caught but maybe, they won't see the next living day.... (that's me LOL)

5. They are very hairy. (my guy firends!! biggrin No offense)

6. .....hold on....let me think...

7. They mate in public! rofl

8. You can look at them through glass screen doors at the zoo, like my friend who I won't be specific about. haha j/k And you can also pet them!

9. They're cool. Just like Paul Frank, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Jr., King Kong, Zaboomafoo, and all those little monkeys who are in movies. Haha (Paul Frank is a style lable full of monkeys; Zaboomafoo is a lemur but he's cool too. haha)

10. They won't stop laughing!! It drives me nuts! But then, that happened to me when I saw a t.v. show about magic tricks and the magician guy messed up their "magic". I laughed my butt off for like 30 min. and the trick already ended long ago! I guess I'm a monkey! sweatdrop Well if you think about it.....we're all monkeys!

11. MONKEY POWER!!!!!!!!!!

And that's the end of the lesson of monkeys. Please join us next time when we exploit the living customs of lemurs and also the difference of lemurs to monkeys which will be a 1 hr. show. mrgreen

He decided to join Gaia!! OMG! If he was older than me, which he isn't, I would be fine, but he's younger! Meaning more "knowledge" could be going to his pea brain, since all that hentai stuff is basically icky and vile!!! Hopefully, people will have my brother in with open arms. and NO sickening stuff would be fine. 3nodding