About

I live on mars and spend most of my day searching the far corners of the planet for untapped water resources that I can obtain and put into storage. I travel by driving the slow but reliable transportation unit that I constructed out of parts from machinery that you earthlings constantly litter my planet with. I am the only living thing on mars, as far as I know, aside from a clump of an adhesive jelly-like substance that I have christened Timothy, who expands in size when left in the sunlight and absorbs rocks, the products of his asexuality, and his own waste to satisfy his needs for energy and nutrients. Timothy, despite his linguistic challenges (he is unable to communicate verbally,) is my very best friend. Besides my seldom need for water, I function off of energy provided by the sun and sleep.

I do not require a computer to access Earth's interweb. My brain is directly connected to Earth's interweb, and I can use it wherever and whenever I please.