Q & A
Yo! Hikaru here. So, you want to know about me? I doubt you actually care, but I'll give you a little something to satisfy your fangirly needs.
I'm the older of the Hitachiin twins, and Kaoru is like my other half. We don't need anything but each other, never have and never will. Admittedly though, the Host Club is pretty fun. For now anyways. The people are okay, I guess. Kaoru and I have a rep as the "Little Devil Type", and for good reason. We jump at any chance to pull pranks everywhere we can sink our claws into. We get in trouble sometimes, and Our Lord is always yelling at us for picking on him, but for the most part it's all in good fun!
People think that I'm the "mean twin", but that's only because Kaoru's better at keeping a level head and being considerate than I am. I just can't help it though, people are annoying! Also, Kaoru says that I can be too immature with my temper sometimes, but hey! He's gotta feel the same, right? I don't see what the big deal is about expressing how I feel. I'll tell ya this much, Kaoru's inner propensity for trouble is probably even worse than mine. He doesn't get enough credit as an evil mastermind, in my opinion.
Be sure to keep us entertained, because if we decide that you're boring, you'll probably never even get us to look your way again. We're just like that; if it doesn't interest us, it's none of our concern. Since we hate being bored, we try to turn everything into a game of some sort. Our favorite stunts to pull are our Brotherly Love routine, which is irresistably fun for everyone, and the "Which one is Hikaru" game. The only person that has been (SO FAR) unaffected by either chram is our fellow host, Haruhi. But I swear, one of these days we'll get him, too!!
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How I miss you so!
o wo
HELLO THERE, MY FAVORITE TWIN. 8D
*DANGLES MAPLE SYRUP AROUND*
Yes, I'm done bleeding all over the place. >A>
And I'll scream as much as I please. ;w;
Hurry up and come back so we can be together. ;w;
See! This is what happens when Kaede doesn't sleep, and is waiting for Hikaru. ; A ;
I am also thinking about Hikaru and Kaede togetherrrr. <3
It sounds very appealing. >w> <w<
TOO BAD HIKARU IS ALWAYS PICKED LAST.
But Kaede still has very much love for her Hikaru. <33
You're gonna have to owe me a lotta stuff when this is over, Hikaru. ; A ;
*drops his pants, with her eyes closed.*
DROP WHO'S PANTS? I am not wearing any pants. D:
YOU MEAN YOUR PANTS?
*moves hands away; gushes more blood.*
@.@;;
BUT NOW MY CLOTHES ARE HEAVY, AND MY SHOES ARE RUINED.
You owe me a near pair of shoes! ; A ;
*tries to take off soaked clothing, fails.*