The Average Bear
WELP. I'm a bear. I draw stuff, I guess, although bears don't bear the ability to pose their thumbs. Do we even have thumbs?
OH, GOD, WE DON'T HAVE THUMBS.
NAH, JUST KIDDING. I really don't know. This bear thing is just a punny schpeel for my artistic mascot. A character to vent my artistic enterprise in a bear-y elastic way. Okay. No more puns. For all I know, bears could talk like pooh bear, befriending pigs and tigers all willy-nilly.
OH, GOD, WE DON'T HAVE THUMBS.
NAH, JUST KIDDING. I really don't know. This bear thing is just a punny schpeel for my artistic mascot. A character to vent my artistic enterprise in a bear-y elastic way. Okay. No more puns. For all I know, bears could talk like pooh bear, befriending pigs and tigers all willy-nilly.
I JUST WANT YOU TO REALIZE YOU'RE TALKING TO A BEAR