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You've all heard the story. "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie." If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want some milk to go with it. Then the milk leads to another demand, then another, then another.
After a while, I got sick and tired of that rodent's constant, incessant, selfish demands. So you know what I did?
I poisoned those cookies and milk.
Now I carry the former moocher around whenever I eat cookies as a warning to any other potential cookie-loving rodents.
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That cookie-gobbling, constantly demanding mouse had it coming.
*hides bottle of arsenic*
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