SELL ME YOUR INKS! EASY AND FAST GOLD!
You may have noticed that I just purchased some of your fantastic ink! I do that a lot! Most likely you could have gotten MORE money out of that dye if you sold it to me via trade! Don't waste precious auction slots on silly little dyes when I will buy them for you at a rate you were already selling them (or better!).
How to sell me dyes!
1. Open a trade with all the dyes you wish to sell. I buy every color except GOLD!!!!! (If you trade me Gold Ink, I assume it means it is a gift to give to my wife who only eats gold ink as she is a GOLDEN VAMPIREUNICORN LADY .)
2. You can tell me the total or let me do it for you! Mr. Ink is very trust worthy and double checks to make sure he never makes mistakes. If you include anything other then the dyes listed however he assumes it's a gift to use to buy more inks because he loves ink so much!
Brown: 5
Yellow: 10
Orange: 75
Red: 100
Green: 100
Blue: 150
Black: 220
Pink: 700
Purple: 700
White: 2400
3. Wait and cash in! I check every day, and by every day I mean whenever I get around to it, for new trades and PMs and am fast and quick. Got 50 dyes? No problem. Got 500? Sure. I'll buy as many as you have so you never have to waste time creating silly auctions when you can sell directly to me.
4. But why Ink you say? As you may or may not know. Mr Ink is a millionaire. Heck that little Hippo next to me is worth two million and I keep it around just to feed my golden ruby emerald coins too because I have to many! Because of all this money Mr Ink needs to buy your ink so he can sell it for more golden ruby emerald coins to feed to his little hippo as he is addicted to them. I spend over 125,000 Gold and hour to keep him happy! Without your support the little hippo might dye or get sold on the auction machine! So please send me your Inkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Like World of Warcraft? Watch the WoW version of the song!
http://www.youtube.com/v/_EVesu0HlBI
How to sell me dyes!
1. Open a trade with all the dyes you wish to sell. I buy every color except GOLD!!!!! (If you trade me Gold Ink, I assume it means it is a gift to give to my wife who only eats gold ink as she is a GOLDEN VAMPIREUNICORN LADY .)
2. You can tell me the total or let me do it for you! Mr. Ink is very trust worthy and double checks to make sure he never makes mistakes. If you include anything other then the dyes listed however he assumes it's a gift to use to buy more inks because he loves ink so much!
Brown: 5
Yellow: 10
Orange: 75
Red: 100
Green: 100
Blue: 150
Black: 220
Pink: 700
Purple: 700
White: 2400
3. Wait and cash in! I check every day, and by every day I mean whenever I get around to it, for new trades and PMs and am fast and quick. Got 50 dyes? No problem. Got 500? Sure. I'll buy as many as you have so you never have to waste time creating silly auctions when you can sell directly to me.
4. But why Ink you say? As you may or may not know. Mr Ink is a millionaire. Heck that little Hippo next to me is worth two million and I keep it around just to feed my golden ruby emerald coins too because I have to many! Because of all this money Mr Ink needs to buy your ink so he can sell it for more golden ruby emerald coins to feed to his little hippo as he is addicted to them. I spend over 125,000 Gold and hour to keep him happy! Without your support the little hippo might dye or get sold on the auction machine! So please send me your Inkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Like World of Warcraft? Watch the WoW version of the song!
http://www.youtube.com/v/_EVesu0HlBI
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How can this keep happening. Unbelievable. New Rob Order is real.