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You know you live in 2007 when... 1. you accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2. you havent played solitaire with real cards in years 3. the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or a myspace 4. youd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv 6. your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job 7. you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling 8. as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends 9. and you were too busy to notice number 5 10. you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5 11. & now youre laughing at your stupidity 12. Put this in ur profile if u fell for it. and u know u did
There once was a bear & a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish. Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay. LOL
knew someone that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!!
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scared Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love me Girl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
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heres...its a list of some moderators..message one of the sites one with your problem...o.o