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avi art, By the great chicken0monkey, and two from the magnificent Layrion!
Last Login: 06/11/2013 6:32 am
Registered: 12/28/2007
Gender: Male
Birthday: 07/16/1993
avi art, By the great chicken0monkey, and two from the magnificent Layrion!
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Take care and thank you!
*Goes to install Skype so I can add you*
By any chance, do you have Live Messenger? I'm on that most often. o:
((Aaaaaalso, when I opened up the Zodiacal box, I accidentally said, "...oh, s**t!" out loud, even though my mom's home. xD ;; ))
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Please vote for my avi!
If you feel up to it!
If you feel up to it!