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Well if no one is going to be reading this then perhaps you will leave the confines of your rabbit burrow for a little story of mine, The Unicorns.
A long time ago when people were still developing all the skills of life that were essential to them in a quest for a better life, there were unicorns. Now, one may think that you would enjoy having a happy little unicorn around, however, these were not the fictional creatures created by our over-active imaginations, but these were the real things. These unicorns were jerks. Why, you ask? It all has to do with their magic powers. You see the fact that they had these powers suggests that they had a much higher brainpower then we even have today, therefore they could achieve amazing feats purely through the power of consciousness.
Well, one day these jerky unicorns came over to the humans to make them feel stupid and ugly, so they began to jeer, "What's wrong human? Still too dumb to talk?" (Worse things were said, but I cannot bring myself to type them here). As these times of torment by the unicorns continued the humans became more and more angry at them and just as there were about to give up and move somewhere else a guy named Noah stepped forth (fyi this can be any Noah you want it to be). Now Noah was a smart guy and he knew (from whatever source you choose to believe) that a great flood was coming, so he devised a plot to take two of every animal onto a giant boat with him to survive the flood, except the unicorns. As you can imagine, however, word soon reached the unicorns of what was to happen and panic overtook them, not to mention a profound feeling of stupidity for not knowing about the storms before. Unfortunately for them it was too late the boat had already been sealed up and the rain clouds had begun to gather.
At this point you may be worried that the unicorns will die tragically either by drowning or suicide to avoid the drowning, however, what kind of a storyteller would I be if I let that happen so I will instead give you a happy, and possibly false, ending.
So the unicorns are being surrounded by water, and just as they fear that they have finally gotten their just deserts for all the cruel things they had done in the past, the wisest of the unicorns spoke up, "My friends are you so stupid that you have forgotten that we are a practically divine race, and that we can in fact fly?" At this the other unicorns cheered, although once again felt slightly stupid. So they all flew up into the sky and into space, and they traveled many days before reaching the planet Pluto and settling down to live out the rest of their days there, happily ever after.
However, in light of the fact Pluto has just been knocked off the planet wagon, we can only assume that at the announcement of this decision all the unicorns blew-up. the end.
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Get on in and cozy and don't forget to tell your friends ^_^
love it!
I am visiting member profiles to say that I am really sorry I have been neglecting the guild and that it is because school has been crazy busy for me this year. I haven’t had the drive to do anything but school work and sleep. I hope that I can convince you come back to the guild and check things out. I would also like to let you know that this summer I would like to try and revive the guild. I have noticed that things have gotten kinda slow but that we have lots of members and I don’t see why we can’t have a good summer of fun together. So I am asking that people please come by and check out the guild.
I have decided, even though I have had a lot of failed attempts, to try and run a summer contest. If it works out alright I think it would be safe to say that summers will be our contest season and I will try to run other ones.
So please, if you have time, stop by the guild and give us some input and have a great summer
Angel