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Some Funny Quotes
~Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
~What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
~"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
~I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
~Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
~just tryin to get through life without looking stupid...not working out so well.
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