A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: slow down i'm scared. Guy: no this is fun. Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary! Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: i love you now slow down. Guy: now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile
i tried to go to the light and God said "demon u aint welcome here" then i went to the darkness and Satan got in a fetal position,and said "go away, you frighten me." so haha, im stuck here
98% Of Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2% That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile
92% of teens believe that the world will end on Dec. 21st, 2012. Put this in your on your profile if your the 8% that'll be laughing on Dec. 22
THIS IS SOOOO CUTE!!!
When she walks away from you mad:
[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth:
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you:
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she starts cursing at you:
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet:
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignores you:
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away:
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst:
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying:
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking:
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared:
[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder:
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite hat:
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you:
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn't answer for a long time:
[ Reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt:
[ Back yourself up ]
When she says that she loves you:
[ She really does more than you could even understand. ]
When she grabs at you hands:
[ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you:
[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret:
[ Keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes:
[ Don't look away until she does ]
When she misses you:
[ She's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart:
[ The pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over:
[ She still wants you to be hers ]
When she reposts this on her page its cauz:
[ She wants YOU to read it ]
When she tells you she loves you,
[ Tell her you love her back ]!
one bright day in the middle of the night
two dumb boys got up to fight
back to back they faced eachother
drew their swords and shot eachother
a deaf policeman herd the noise
and shot down those two dumb boys
if you dont belive this lie is true
just ask the blind man he saw it to
HEY!!!! If you have any cool sayings or quotes tell me them PLEASE!!!!!!!
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, for thats why they call it the present.
If you want to Roleplay with me add me and tell me its for roleplay! Im up for anything!
Was? ist das ein Grund, die Liebe meiden? Folge deinem Herzen, sondern lebe deinen Tugenden wie deine Seele der Barmherzigkeit erfordert.
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Cool avatar and profile.
What's up?