~quotes
these are some cool quotes:
"Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."-Jade Puget {note from me: I actually am a vegetarian so i found this really funny}
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." --Groucho Marx
"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." --G.K. Chesterton
"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the
rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry." --John Lennon
"With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'.
With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go',
green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you
get that banana?' " --Mitch Hedberg
"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way,
when you do insult them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their
shoes."
"Angels exist, but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them friends."
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