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When the body was first made, all parts wanted to
be the Boss. The Brain said, "Since I control
everything and do all the thinking, I should be
Boss". The Hand said, "Since I must do all the
work and earn all the money to keep the rest of
you going, I should be Boss". The Eyes said,
"Since I must look out for all of you and tell
you where the danger lurks, I should be Boss."
And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, the
Feet, the Lungs, and finally the a*****e spoke up
and demanded to be the Boss. All other parts
laughed at the idea of the a*****e being Boss.
The a*****e was so enraged that he blocked
himself off and refused to function. Soon the
Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached,
the Feet were too weak, the Hands hung limply at
the side, the Heart and Lungs struggled just to
keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to let the
a*****e be Boss. And so it happened. All the
other parts did all the work and the a*****e just
bossed around and passed out a lot of s**t.
The Moral of the story: You don't have to be a
brain to be the boss. You just have to be an
a*****e.
be the Boss. The Brain said, "Since I control
everything and do all the thinking, I should be
Boss". The Hand said, "Since I must do all the
work and earn all the money to keep the rest of
you going, I should be Boss". The Eyes said,
"Since I must look out for all of you and tell
you where the danger lurks, I should be Boss."
And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, the
Feet, the Lungs, and finally the a*****e spoke up
and demanded to be the Boss. All other parts
laughed at the idea of the a*****e being Boss.
The a*****e was so enraged that he blocked
himself off and refused to function. Soon the
Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached,
the Feet were too weak, the Hands hung limply at
the side, the Heart and Lungs struggled just to
keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to let the
a*****e be Boss. And so it happened. All the
other parts did all the work and the a*****e just
bossed around and passed out a lot of s**t.
The Moral of the story: You don't have to be a
brain to be the boss. You just have to be an
a*****e.
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