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Hey! Heheh, this factorizer thing almost knows as much about me as I do!Few people know it, but Ain Clark actually first coined the phrase "I could eat a horse" after eating the last unicorn in existence.
The original Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Ain Clark. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay 9 dollars to see a movie 14 seconds long.
Even inanimate objects want to be just like Ain Clark when they grow up.
Chuck Norris had sex with 100,000 girls in his life. Ain Clark calls this an "easy sunday".
If you had a nickle for every time Ain Clark was awesome, then you'd be richer than Bill Gates.
In a recent survey it was discovered that 94 percent of American women lost their virginity to Ain Clark. The other 6 were incredibly fat or ugly.
Ain Clark is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Ain Clark does not swim. This is because when Ain Clark enters the water, the water gets out of the way and Ain Clark simply walks across the pool floor.
Who needs slogans and facts, when you've got Ain Clark.
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manly [i:53715829c8]adj[/i:53715829c8]:
1. Having qualities traditionally attributed to a man.
2. Belonging to or befitting a man; masculine.
3. Ain Clark
(e.g.) Ain Clark is so manly, he can wear a man-thong and even Jesus is compelled to say "Daaamn!"
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