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Guess what? Shakespeare doesn't like your emo poetry.

He doesn't.

And I'm sorry I (completely accidentally) effectively glued Garrett onto my page.

I was trying to see what one of the edit functions was...

And when I found out and tried to get it off, I got an error message.

I mean, I'm not a creepy stalker person.

I swear.

I have other priorities.

Like ramen noodles.

Does remembering that make me a creepy stalker person?

Do you even care?

Okay, I'll shut up.