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Alice The Cheshire Agent

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Last Login: 07/04/2008 8:36 pm

Gender: Female

Location: Wonderland

Birthday: 09/06/1990

Occupation: Vocalist/Artist/Babysitter

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First thing is first.
Ich bin ein beruflich Fanta Vergewaltiger.
[[I am a professional Fanta rapist.]]


That's right.. I rape Fanta sodas... I got dibs on the orange ones... They are just so irresistible with their little orange labels... and their soft orange glow...

dramallama CHEESECAKES GONE WILD! dramallama


FLOOF FLUFF PUFF FLOOF OOF.
Yes, I speak pillow fluently.


I eat innocent children and then ride off into the sunset with their tricycles.

^^^^ Hoh yeah...^^^^

Dx But grandma, why do we have to play find the teacup underneath the covers? xD



:[:The RP Female In Question:]:

Name: Agent Alice

Age: 19

Occupation(s): Bomb Technician//Owner of KidsCuisine Franchise

Likes: Fluffy things, t.v. dinners, candy, teeter-totters, swing sets, Ozzy, cheesecake, nitroglycerin, inventing weird things, raping inatimate objects, squishy stuff, being scruffled under the chin., stuffed animals.

Dislikes: Seriousness.

Weapon(s) of Choice: Hardended Play-Dough//Stuffed Animals with bombs inside



I pity you for reading the lob of crap above, sometimes called the "about section." For that, you deserve cake. But I am, alas, too busy for the baking of cakes.


Wanna Fanta??
People Who Wanted A Fanta: 87
People Who Had Hot Toaster Love With An Unwilling Fanta: 7
People who hugged a Fanta: 201
People Who Brutally Murdered A Fanta: 42

ROFLMAXQ.


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NicNac-Tionary

NicNac tends to speak in her own language... If you have trouble understanding what she is saying... Read this. O 3O Plus random posts with random things. O wO

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pudgypoultry Report | 12/03/2007 4:37 pm
"Ich bin ein beruflich Fanta Vergewaltiger."



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"Ich bin ein Berliner" - Nixon

Literally... "I'm a jelly donut" User Image
PLAYHOUSETRASH Report | 09/10/2007 8:37 pm
mmmmhmhmhmmm...

i want me some

hot toaster love with an unwilling fanta

:33 haha
Dogmail Report | 08/04/2007 7:21 pm
Cows! User Image
GreenTeaIceCream Report | 06/07/2007 9:06 pm


Yes the egg song is wonderful. -squeaks-
MynameisColleRthanurs Report | 04/13/2007 10:30 pm
Hey, the person who lives up the street up from my grandma, workes high up in a Fanta factory and used to give it out for Holloween.
Nemora Report | 04/01/2007 2:33 pm
Woah, there's a cow next to me! *dances with it*
whee
Kali Mari Report | 04/01/2007 2:19 pm
This is a comment. This is only a comment. If this were a real emergency, it would be followed by a comment. Thank you and have a comment day.
Nemora Report | 03/31/2007 10:00 am
Oh my...I'd recognise that sig anywhere...SPORK! *tackles*
GreenTeaIceCream Report | 03/26/2007 8:55 pm
...Space...Toaster? -blinks- =O
Agent G r e y R.T.S. Report | 03/25/2007 6:32 pm
O_O

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Wanna Fanta??
Wanted A Fanta:87
Had Hot Toaster Love With An Unwilling Fanta:10
Hugged A Fanta:201
Brutally Murdered A Fanta:4

 

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