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Ooh-ah-o,
Almond's here.
Get the straight-jackets.
Lock all the windows.
Hide all knives and cover electrical sockets.
Place all small objects in out-of-reach places.
Trust me, it's for your own safety.
I'm mature and logical ONLY when I feel it nesessary (or, if I'm stressed. Be warned.); otherwise I'm as loopy as a slinky and have more energy then you could ever obtain without the use of five energy drinks.
It's not even a rational type of energetic. I start getting excited all of a sudden and next thing you know I'm bouncing off walls. True story, ask my friends. They'll groan just thinking about it.
Well, my friend-friends. My best-friends won't groan, they'll just nod.
HLYSHETMOFOBBQLOOKITDATITSAFRIENDLYLOOKINDINO
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- -..::;Whut?!
"Don't Kanye West me or I'll Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother."
^---OHSHET----^
Remember, Sheep milk isn't the same as milk from a cow.
3 Men walk into a bar. What do they say?
"Ouch."
He broke her heart,
But she broke his Xbox. Who cried more?
"He did, duh."
^---OHSHET----^
Remember, Sheep milk isn't the same as milk from a cow.
3 Men walk into a bar. What do they say?
"Ouch."
He broke her heart,
But she broke his Xbox. Who cried more?
"He did, duh."
- -...:::;;FACT.
I make many sexual innuendos. Need proof? Doable. I'll give myself two minutes to type this up- off the top of my head, here's the best I can do.
I don't have to think all that long and hard about it, as things like this come rather quickly into my head. Some people say I'm lying to their face with this time limit, but the truth is, I'm simply a fast worker. It doesn't take me that long to get the job done, by which I mean make my point.
Time limit up.
And that was including the boldface codes, btw.
I don't have to think all that long and hard about it, as things like this come rather quickly into my head. Some people say I'm lying to their face with this time limit, but the truth is, I'm simply a fast worker. It doesn't take me that long to get the job done, by which I mean make my point.
Time limit up.
And that was including the boldface codes, btw.
- -....::::;;;Got a lot to say.
"If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid."
^---Sublime---^
Thank god for the gutter- without it, my mind would be totally homeless.
So far over the rainbow, people are shocked I'm not coughing up skittles.
I regret to inform you, but... Your pregnant, and I'm the mother.
^---Sublime---^
Thank god for the gutter- without it, my mind would be totally homeless.
So far over the rainbow, people are shocked I'm not coughing up skittles.
I regret to inform you, but... Your pregnant, and I'm the mother.
- -.....:::::;;;;Like?
Pokemon.
But not the new stuff.
I'm talking the old stuff.
You know.
Pikachu.
Charizard.
That kinda thing.
Good times.
-/pointlessly fills bullet-
Macaroni.
Ur mum.
Youtubing.
Friends.
My brother http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/22786423/?_gaia_t_=718
Spongebob.
Anime.
Gaming.
A good time.
BEING OFF THE WALLS RANDOM MAN.
- -......::::::;;;;;LOL, 6.
^---This is a cat.
^---This is a boy who wants to be a cat.
^---This is just lulzy.
- -......::::::;;;;;Daymn straight.(asacircle)
"I've always wanted to poke the chest of an anime chick with a needle or something just to see if they'd pop."
I love you to heaven and back man, but when the zombies invade, I'm tripping you over.
"I'll be Red Alpha. You, your gamma, and you, your--"
"What about me, do I get a special codename?"
"...Sure thing, shorty. You can be bait."
"What?!"
"You wanted it. Now go out there and play decoy."
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
"Sounds racist either way."
WHAT THE FFFFFF---- Firetruck.
"If I was a boy, I have the feeling I'd be gay."
Never eat a dorito after you've just had chocolate, it tastes gross.
THE GAME.
Hahahaha.
o-o
^---Has just made many enemies---^
"DAMNIT, ZELDA, SAVE YOURSELF. YOU'VE SEEN ME DO THIS MANY TIMES."
ONE DAY, WHEN YOUR WATCHING THE LITTLE MERMAID, TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE PRIEST IN THE WEDDING SCENE
Then come talk with me. xD
You know who you are.
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IT'S RUSSIA. O:
owo Oh... XD I don't really keep up on gaming much anymore- if it's a recent game, that's why I never heard of it. ;D
2- Tails series?
~Midna
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poor almond
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