"Go beyond the impossible and
kick reason to the curb!"

"The greatest loss in life is what dies inside us while we live."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory"

"As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape."

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!