Anissina the Red
Oh? You want to know about me, hmm? There might be a bit of a price to pay.
Oh no, I'm not interested in money.
I'm more interested in... other things... like your body.
What? No, not like that.
I'm not a pervert... I'm appalled that you'd even think that!
It's a very charitable thing to donate your body to science, you know. That's all I'm interested in! I'm an inventor and a scientist... I dabble a bit in alchemy as well, but it's definitely not a strong suit. It's an enjoyable hobby, though... so long as you don't blow your hand off.
Me? Oh yes, I'm a scientist. I'm not mad like those other scientists you've heard of. I'm perfectly sane! And I know when to admit when my experiments are failures... it's why I have guinea pigs! Saves me the trouble of having to patch myself up.
Oh, would you look at that, I think I hear some heavy footsteps. Here's my guinea pigvictim, now! Ta!
Oh no, I'm not interested in money.
I'm more interested in... other things... like your body.
What? No, not like that.
I'm not a pervert... I'm appalled that you'd even think that!
It's a very charitable thing to donate your body to science, you know. That's all I'm interested in! I'm an inventor and a scientist... I dabble a bit in alchemy as well, but it's definitely not a strong suit. It's an enjoyable hobby, though... so long as you don't blow your hand off.
Me? Oh yes, I'm a scientist. I'm not mad like those other scientists you've heard of. I'm perfectly sane! And I know when to admit when my experiments are failures... it's why I have guinea pigs! Saves me the trouble of having to patch myself up.
Oh, would you look at that, I think I hear some heavy footsteps. Here's my guinea pigvictim, now! Ta!
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