Gaia Online

The Empire, a perfect system to maintain power and stability throughout the galaxy. Such an ideal system threatened by the very people whom it sought to control. The rebel scum who understand nothing of the Empire's dream and ambition. Those poor deluded souls who believe that they will be better off without the supreme rule of the emporer. They complain of how harsh the Empire is, but there would be no need for us to slaughter them if they wouldn't speak out against the Empire. So to all you rebels, hear this! Stray against your all-powerful empire and die!!! This message has been brought to you by Vader Flakes, a little bit of the dark side in every bite, and Stormtrooper Stereo, if you want to hear those rebel slime scream in realistic surround sound, think stormtrooper stereo.