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Favorite Comics:
Epic Fantasy/Supernatural:
Comedy/Romance:
Joke of the Week: "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.” ~Groucho Marx
I pick up lots of books myself. Yet I don't always take the opportunity to read them before they're due back at the library. ~sweatdrop~
Hey, I got another one! A duck joke.
"A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he think he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn't know what to do anymore. The officer says, 'Look, there's a zoo not far from there and that's where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem.' The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.
The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, 'I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!' 'I did that,' said the driver, 'but now they want to go to the beach!'" from here
Favorite Comics:
Epic Fantasy/Supernatural:
Comedy/Romance:Joke of the Week: "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.” ~Groucho Marx
I pick up lots of books myself. Yet I don't always take the opportunity to read them before they're due back at the library. ~sweatdrop~
Hey, I got another one! A duck joke.
"A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he think he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn't know what to do anymore. The officer says, 'Look, there's a zoo not far from there and that's where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem.' The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.
The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, 'I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!' 'I did that,' said the driver, 'but now they want to go to the beach!'" from here
Want anymore? Got better jokes? Send them to me and I'll post'em on my profile. And if they're REALLY good, then they'll go on my signature for a week or two! blaugh
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