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So, I haven't updated this in a long time. I rarely get on here, so chances are none of you will even read this, unless I offend you and you're here to talk s**t. But I'm usually pretty funny so that isn't going to happen.
Anyways, I'm Dan, I'm a massage therapist, and I'm on a mission to be in the best shape of my life. At 23 I've always been lacking in muscle and been more...gooey, and the past couple months I've really hardened out my body, and can only get further. I teach people how to take care of themselves, so my friends always hear about how shitty their posture is.

I'd like to talk more, but if you really gave enough of a s**t to read all that, than you should probably talk to me to know more?

Stay high, Gaia, and don't let people steal your roaches.

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Javier Cross

Report | 09/29/2015 6:57 am

Javier Cross

So pleased to meet you, may we talk by chance?
Why is it that Sword Art Online STRUGGLES to have a reasonable second half for its seasons so much sometimes?
I mean there's at least a few interesting Newcomers with direct consequences in either seasons' second halves,
but they generally might have better odds being managed in the video games for some reason or another.

F u j i b e r r y

Report | 06/26/2014 1:34 am

F u j i b e r r y

Haha, thanks a bunch! : D
Im working on being able to compete in powerlifting and bodybuilding. Gunning for first place! :3
vellii

Report | 06/25/2014 11:09 pm

vellii

oh yaaay thank you!
vellii

Report | 06/25/2014 11:07 pm

vellii

He and Bubbles are the only ones who even have any real sense of what's going on. Hahaha his little glass of rum and coke. Always there. It's so perfect.
vellii

Report | 06/25/2014 11:04 pm

vellii

Oh man ******** conky that little b*****d. Julian and Lahey are my favorites <3
vellii

Report | 06/25/2014 10:58 pm

vellii

It's my favorite show ever
oh my god I'm so glad someone else here likes it.
Bubbles and his kitties and go-kart ahh
Beetlecats

Report | 01/26/2014 11:36 pm

Beetlecats

Bwahaha well thank you, but I'm far too claustrophobic to live in a stranger's pocket.
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Report | 05/15/2013 10:48 am

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You too Dan.

LoquaciousLinda

Report | 06/07/2012 8:18 am

LoquaciousLinda

Cool avatar. c:
Spiderman that hoe

Report | 06/07/2012 12:30 am

Spiderman that hoe

4laugh

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