So I figured my About Me Section should be...well about me. Found this meme on deviantart that I had done awhile ago and figured I should post it here. If it's not good enough for figuring me out, at least you'll have some laughs!
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Christina: Greek/ Latin in Origin. This name means "annoited christian". It's pronounced (kris-TEEN-ah). It is the most beautiful name to a girl.
but I don't even believe in jebus. OOh, I has pretty name!
2.) Your age?
20: the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
3.) One of your friends?
Morgan: She's the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. Morgan is not limited to just physical features, her personality is equally as beautiful.
You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist, but find yourself just appreciating the fact that she exists, and even better yet, that you know her.
4.) What should you be doing?
drinking: The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time.
^ not a serious answer haha
5.) Favorite color?
Purple: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
...that wasn't what i was expecting...at all
6.) Birthplace?
Canada: Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers a**
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts a**
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. < this is awesome
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. < true story
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.
I love Canada <3
7.) Month of your birth?
October: October, the 10th, and obviously the best month of the year, and is so for several reasons.
1. OKTOBERFEST
2. Birthstone is Opal
3. Zodiac signs Libra and Scorpio
4. Most likely conceived between Christmas and Valentines Day (giggity).
8.) Last person you talked to?
Brandy: the act of being Supa Fly.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Chappy: chappy-(adjective) Used to describe a person that tries to confuse you with thier long words and accent. chapping-(verb) The process by which someone uses fancy words and a posh accent to confuse others. People which are "chappy" usually have an english accent.
iTunes Shuffle Meme
1. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Going All the Way - Perry Farrell
2. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Growing Old is Getting Old - Silversun Pickups
that's not depressing at all..
3. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Hello Time Bomb - Matthew Good Band
I'm actually quite stable..
4. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Lazy Eye - Silversun Pickups
I don't have a lazy eye! Do I? O.o
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
All to Myself - Marianas Trench
I guess I think about myself a lot...or having someone all to myself.. yeahh
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Cross My Heart - Marianas Trench
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
There's No Secret's This Year - Silversun Pickups
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Atlas - Fanfarlo
I want the world on my shoulders?
9. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Royal We - Silversun Pickups
I dunno how I feel about that...
10. WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Eclipse (All Yours) (Acoustic) - Metric
That'll do. I do like this song, and it would be a good wedding song...
11. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
What Part of Forever - Cee Lo Green
Umm, I don't like this song. At all. But as a funeral song.. it's depressing but kinda nice at the same time.
12. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Celebrity Status - Marianas Trench
Ha... no. Maybe? Who doesn't want to be famous?
13. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Eyes on Fire - Blue Foundation
14. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Jonathan Low - Vampire Weekend
15. WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Catch & Release - Silversun Pickups
I don't... get it. At all. I love this song though...
16. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Life on Earth - Band of Horses
I'll die on earth... when the rest of the world is ending. Wow...that sucks. But at least I won't die alone, I'm taking all of you with me! Muahaha
17. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Rolling in on a Burning Tire - The Dead Weather
I regret... being a realist? I don't get it...
18. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Alert Status Red - Matthew Good Band
No... again, this doesn't make sense
19. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Load Me Up - Matthew Good Band
I guess... If heaven's for clean people it's vacant. Good thing I don't believe in heaven...
20. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Weapon - Matthew Good
Curious. Never turn your back on me.
21. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Chop and Change - The Black Keys
I would learn to chop and change? I dunno.
22. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
My Love - Sia
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