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aries120 Report | 07/02/2008 1:01 am

I'M HOOOME!!!!

egyptology1996 Report | 04/09/2008 2:43 pm

and its still funny!

The Indeed Master Report | 04/07/2008 4:32 pm

that was like, months ago

egyptology1996 Report | 03/27/2008 10:56 am

that was funny!

The Indeed Master Report | 02/11/2008 6:56 pm

i looked like a flying red sperm cell earlyer

The Indeed Master Report | 01/23/2008 2:40 pm

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egyptology1996 Report | 01/21/2008 7:32 am

random comment. are ya feeling any better?

dragonqueenc Report | 12/24/2007 3:46 pm

pass to at least 10 people (Not the person who sent it to you) and your dream day will happen!















Some Great Quotes from Drivers ed. movies! 















" Good god Johnny put it away, maybe later!" 















"What kind of sister are you? Giving him some and not me?"























My friends talkin crazy talk! 















"knock, knock. bob. bob saggot" 















"I don't do crack, its to expensive" 







Alyssa 















"what smells worse then a rotting baby? a buring baby" 







Andrea 















"Its not a tuma its my fetus!" 







Dumpster 















"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall in a sewer and die"-Mel Brooks 















"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey 















"I love to go down to the school yard and watch the little children running around, jumping up and down, yelling and screaming, of course they don't know I am using blanks"-Jack Handey 















"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." 







Emo Philips. 















"Not only is life a b***h, it has puppies." 







Adrienne Gusoff. 















"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out." 







Rodney Dangerfield. 















"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." 







Jerry Seinfeld. 















"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit." 







Enoch Powell. 















"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow." 







John Wayne. 















"I had to live many years, and, after many trials and tribulations, I have come to the conclusion that the best thing [in life] is ... blonde 12-year-old girls. Two of them, whenever possible." (Woody Allen, Love and Death)























BUMPER STICKER s**t 







"Procrastination - I'll deal with it sooner or later." 















"Dyslexics of the world - untie!!!" 















"Be patriotic - question authority." 















"Safe sax and violins." 















"Guns don't kill people. I do." 















"My other car is a stealth bomber." 















"Jesus is coming, everyone look busy." 







"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory." 















"Horn broken, watch for finger." 















"My kid had sex with your honor student." 















"If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished." 















"Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply" 















"I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got." 















"Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an a*****e." 















"I'm just driving this way to piss you off." 















"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs." 















"Keep honking, I'm reloading." 















"Hang up and drive." 















"Lord save me from your followers." 















"Guns don't kill people, postal workers do." 















"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit." 















"I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen." 















"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked." 















"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" 















"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." 















"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." 















"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock." 















"Save the planet! (Kill yourself)" 















"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." 







"I love cats...they taste just like chicken" 















"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." 















"Cover me. I'm changing lanes." 















"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" 















"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" 















"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." 















"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep" 















"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screa

The Indeed Master Report | 11/26/2007 6:54 pm

spam!

The Indeed Master Report | 11/11/2007 3:25 pm