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Hello. My name is Rusty Hawkins. I am 16 years old and I live in Los Angeles with my lovely wife and four-month old son (I'm from Alabama originally, what do you expect?). I was born to a heroin-addicted, ex-convict, racist housemaker and his childhood sweetheart, one of six children. I tend to leave that part of my life out often. I'm a very nice person depending on who YOU are. I tolerate and embrace all forms of diversity, and I am a
VERY liberal person. I tend to overeat, which is alright because I have an awesome metabolism and I never get fat. I am the lead singer and guitarist of a band called You Forgot Poland, which I formed with two of my friends in the apartment building, Greg Rodriguez (bass) and Francesco "Frankie" di Cipriano (drums).
Even though I am a Catholic and I attend Mass every Sunday, I disagree with the moral restrictions they put on stuff, so I still frequent 4chan and curse all the time and use condoms and stuff. I engage in various adventures, which are chronicled in my journal. I recently engaged in a threesome that my wife pressured me into with an emo chick who lives on our floor and has become her best friend.
My screen name, Arizona Bay, is derived from one of my all-time favorite songs, "Ænema", by Tool (it's currently in my multimedia, give it a listen). It's about California (specifically Los Angeles) breaking off from the United States and sinking into the Pacific Ocean. If this were to happen, a bay would be created in western Arizona, called "Arizona Bay" by geologists. Therefore, in the song, he says "Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay". It's also the title of an album by one of my favorite comedians, Bill Hicks (who was friends with Maynard James Keenan), which inspired the song and that line.
Donations are very much appreciated and will be listed here. I'm questing for an OMG Hat. For those who are wondering, my kiss count during the V-Day event was 536.
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"Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay." -Maynard James Keenan
Married to
Winter of Your Discontent.
That's me after ******** Bill Gates.
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