About

Hi everybody

I'm your resident beer-drinking self assured "Uncle Arse". Look for me in Towns, if you are in need of a reaffirming prep talk, motivational stir-up, or generally like discussing things such Johnny Depp's amazing ability to grow pimpin' mob-moustaches; David Bowie's package-delight wonder; Napoleon's totally slammin' perm; or Angelina Jolie's amazing reproductive powers!

Please note - Due to unforseen circumstances, Uncle Arse does not add people to his friendslist. Why do you ask? Well... Ancient Chinese Secret! But really in Opposite Land, it's because i know you all so well, and we've been best friends forever! We sat around on Saturdays to play Hungry Hungry Hippo, Sundays we grew extra arms and legs, to make Twister more of a challenge, and Thursdays... Well, i'm sure you remember!

So... If you've got any life issues that need addressing - Uncle Arse is in business - I'm yer guy! Pack a toothbrush, bring that favourite Backstreet Boys single along, and let Uncle take you to FUNKY TOWN!!




..... SOLIDARITY FORRREVER!

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A Grombie

Report | 11/15/2008 2:06 am

A Grombie

That guy below my comment is totally addicted, and loving him some arse biscuits... You actually have a fan User Image What is this world coming too?? Won't you take me to FUNKY TOWN?
Black Vulpine

Report | 11/01/2008 11:11 pm

Black Vulpine

You said:

"Probably. But don't act like you didn't like it, bby User Image"



OH, AND GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T??
Black Vulpine

Report | 10/08/2008 7:18 pm

Black Vulpine

You...? Aren't you that pervert I met the other month...?
A Grombie

Report | 06/07/2008 5:20 pm

A Grombie

Bum bummm bum buuum. PUSH IT REAL GOOD!
ArseBiscuits

Report | 05/12/2008 6:14 pm

ArseBiscuits

YOU KNOW ITTTTT

Werd to your mother...

Cash will bring his sorry a** back

when he discovers he walked out on such a good thang!



PSSHT!
The Cocomonster

Report | 05/05/2008 1:08 am

The Cocomonster

cash money is still in denial. he lubs you to deff do you part.



hah.
ArseBiscuits

Report | 05/02/2008 4:57 am

ArseBiscuits

Uncle Arse is currently dating a robot from Vietnam, who was actually just a hobo with his head jammed in a baked beans can </3
A Grombie

Report | 04/15/2008 9:54 pm

A Grombie

EGADS!



It's flying arabian tanks!

and it's only TUESSSDAY!?
krinny--MOFO

Report | 04/07/2008 6:42 pm

krinny--MOFO

oh yes, never bck to front, that can get mess, sorry bou he lat reply.

hows uncle arse?

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L Amoureux

Report | 08/31/2006 5:34 am

L Amoureux

Wicked Name ><.

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finger lickin' good y'all