Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading.
[...]
[Dumblecop] flexed one of his legs, which was made of pistols, and kicked a planet in half.
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"Justin. Are you ready to let go of your thumb?"
"Why are you talking like that?"
"Call on your power animal."
"Come here!"
"...Do it in your mind."
I remember reading the power animal scene in the book. :B
I kind of want to see this.
(I can't help it if my pupils dilate every time I'm forced to take several hour-long exams ;~; )
When I finished part one of my math final, I finished at the very last possible minute. I think I was the only person left... how sad.
I took my final in that ridiculous college study skills class. The ******** made us write everything in ink and only allowed us to use one side of each paper. What kind of idiot writes out six essay questions in pen? I would think anyone with a sensible mind writes s**t out in pencil first, or at least one of those pens that have "erasable" ink (which don't work, I swear). There was a course evaluation in which I let him know he's an overly-enthused jack-a** teacher and lo and behold: there are more important classes than his. I kept it in a more or less appropriate tone minus any profanity.
When I turned my final in he told me to have a good summer. I said, "I will," AND THEN I LEFT THAT GODFORSAKEN CLASSROOM and will never return.
I used to play that, but it made my laptop lag >: